Archive for September 20, 2012

 

Hands down song of the year. Can’t stop wompin’ over here! Skrillex who? Dude should be whomp whompin’ to the bank but he’s washing windows for quarters. Strange world we live in.

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Fuck Andre Brown, fuck Daniel Wilson. I want this Ray Lewis running back in the starting lineup against the Carolina Panthers tonight. Not sure if she could pass a PED test tho…

 

Come on Iran. You call THAT a grenade? I’ve set off fireworks bigger than that thing. Aren’t grenades suppose to blow people up in like a 20 foot circumference of it? No one barely flinched! I will say, however, soccer would be so much more interesting if IEDs and grenades were used during the game…they might be onto something here.

 

Hey Flula, can you’s explains to meh vhy in the German soccer dey fall ven no one evens touches them? Vhy do dey do dis? And den dey roll avound on deh ground like dey’ve been shot by American sniper. Vhy? And vhy can no one score goal in German soccer? I feel like vatching German soccer is 90 minutes of my life I vill never get back. I don’t understand deh name soccer or German football…should be called German Vagineball ifs yous ask meh.