Category: Awesome

Couple Keep Dude Up All Night With Sexcapades So He Puts It On The ‘Internets’

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Loud sex, barking dogs, construction workers, etc. are all disadvantages of living in an apartment in the city. I know, trust me. Not for nothing but you just did this guy a huge service. Putting that shit on the ‘internets’ is funny but if I were this guy, I’d send that link to everyone I knew and brag about it for the next year. Yea, did you hear that? That’s my doing WORK, son! You think this is going to make him stop?! No, no, my friend. You just opened Pandora’s Box!

 

Wanna hear what this guy listened to all night? Click here

 

 

 

EDC Is Finally Upon Us And I’m Like A Kid On Christmas Eve!

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Couldn’t ask for better weather this weekend and with 60,000+ expected in attendance just on Saturday alone, I’m staring at the clock waiting to get the hell out of here! Hopefully I don’t get too fucked up so I can get some amazing videos but I can’t guarantee anything. Look for me at MetLife, I’ll be the guy who looks cracked out climbing the scaffolding at the Cosmic Meadow stage.

Must See: Eric Kelly Keepin’ It Real

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What a bitter punk. But you know what? The funniest, most entertaining punk I’ve ever come across. Just keepin’ it real in his own gym and the best part is that these smug Wall Street assholes actually pay him to get treated like a punching bag. Not learning a goddamn thing other than how to bend over and just take it. I’m putting Eric Kelly on the watch list with Shoenice and Francis.

This Diablo III Rant Is The Greatest Venting Session Ever

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Jesus Christ! Error 38 is gonna be Francis’ blood pressure going off the charts topped with an on-camera stroke. Reminded me of myself after the Devils/Rangers game Monday night. The reason I love this is because it’s so genuine and heart felt. I’m just surprised that computer hasn’t given out yet due to excessive amounts of spit on it. This guy and Shoenice are both Youtube gold and seriously need their own reality shows.

Moneyline: What the fuck is number 35?! Shhhhomeone shhhhhot shhhhomebody running the shhhhhervers? Did one of the hamsters get loose?!

New York/New Jersey Braces Itself For EDC

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Remember way back last summer when Hurricane Irene PMS’d her way up the east coast and the whole tri-state area braced itself for a catastrophe? Not sure that will be anything compared to this weekend as every druggie, guido, college kid, club head, hippie, whore, guidette, and piece of Euro-trash from around the world will converge on Electric Daisy Carnival. Starting Friday, the NY/NJ area will see the Perfect Storm of electronic dance music mixed with more drugs than Medellin mixed with the douchiest people to ever walk the Earth. All that being said, I got my tickets…did you?

I better get amazing videos, pictures, and stories from people starting Monday morning! For more info you can check out the event site at http://electricdaisycarnival.com/NewYork/

How Baller Are You To Have The President Come To Your Pad For A House Party

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TMZ: Barack Obama LOVES George Clooney … not in an “I think we should get married but the law won’t allow us” way … but he LOVES George Clooney … and last night, he showered the actor in jokes and praise at a super-fancy fundraiser in Hollywood. It all went down at Clooney’s mansion — where 150 of George’s closest and richest friends paid $40k-a-plate … which will all go towards the Obama campaign. The event also raised several million in donations … resulting in a $15 mil take for the night. But when it came time for Obama to address the crowd, he instantly brought up his famous image from the Hope poster … which was taken while he was sitting next to Clooney at an event in 2006. “This is the first time that George Clooney has ever been photo-shopped out of a picture,” Obama joked … adding, “Never happened before, never happen again.” Obama then thanked the crowd for their contributions … saying, “We raised a lot of money because people love George … they like me; they love George.” Then came even more praise — “[George] seems to occupy a constant state of grace, and uses his extraordinary talents on behalf of something truly important.” As for the food — the event was catered by Wolfgang Puck … who served up artichoke salad followed by roasted duckling “Peking style” with tiny buns, a duo of lamb and beef cheek with potatoes and Brussels sprouts, and sweet corn tortelloni. The party was packed with famous people — including Billy Crystal, Robert Downey Jr., Barbra Streisand, Byron Allen, Jack Black, Salma Hayek, Tobey Maguire … and of course Clooney’s GF Stacy Keibler.

Seriously, is Clooney second to anyone?! Just gonna have some rich celeb friends over for a 40k plate dinner catered by Wolfgang Puck and, oh yea, the President of the United States is gonna drop by for a beer or two. Dude does who and what he wants. Unreal. Anyone who says that Barack Obama is the most powerful man of the free world may have a tough time arguing that with Clooney pulling shit like this. And you know Keibler was wetter than the ocean watching her man entertain. It’s OK Stacy, you got maybe a few more months until George is bored of you so I hope you treated last night like a networking event.

Bikini Inline Hockey League Is Finally Here

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Guyism: Last week, League owner and “entrepreneur” Cary Eskridge released a statement, in part to show the world he was serious.

“Eskridge has an extensive hockey background and feels now is the time to finally breathe life into his long-time dream. Eskridge has a background in video production and has also owned inline hockey leagues on and off for the past 20 years and believes the Bikini Hockey League could bring back the popularity and awareness of inline hockey to the mainstream and introduce new fans to a great sport. Starting next month, Eskridge will start filming the pilot of a reality TV show that revolves around a bikini hockey league.. But many are asking, “why Tulsa?” Why not a larger sports market such as New York or Los Angeles where more fans and potential participants can be reached? League owner Cary Eskridge feels Tulsa is a good location for many reasons. Tulsa’s
central location is one factor. “You just have to look at other major sports that have come to Tulsa,” said Eskridge. “One of Tulsa’s biggest events on a national scale is the Chili Bowl Midget Nationals held every year at the QuikTrip Center. Many thought it would never work when it started more than 25 years ago and now Tulsa is one of the biggest reasons that event works here.”

Click here to see the news report.

 

Not really sure how I feel about this one. Don’t get me wrong, I love girls in bikinis but I grew up on skates and this isn’t the way I want the game to get more recognition. Sounds more like a halftime show for The Tropics failed basketball league. With all of that being said, where can I buy tickets and what channel can I watch this on?