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Meanwhile over in Russia…

This Shower Bomb Prank Couldn’t Have Gone Better

March 5, 2013subwaycreatures

Nothing like the good ol’ prank when your friends try to blow you up in the shower with a mini stick of dynamite. I put that up there with the ‘cutting the brake lines gag‘ and the ‘rat poison in the oatmeal trick‘.

Bored? Here’s What You Should Check Out Today

March 1, 2013subwaycreatures

Gawker: Police Chief Claims He Was Hacked After Racy Photo Appears On His Facebook

Buzzfeed: The Essential Prep Guide For SXSW

Guyism: News Anchor Loses Her Shit Over Fat Cat

Barstool: Does Michael Jordan Have A Love Child?

BroBible: THIS Is Taylor Swift’s New Boyfriend?

TheChive: You Can’t Explain That! [PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Advice From Porn Stars To Former Miss Delaware

DeadSpin: CNN Sports Guy Asks News Anchor How Many Hot Dogs She Can Eat, Is “Turned On” By Her Answer

Gothamist: Answers To MTA Fare Hike This Weekend

Egotastic!: Leilani Dowding Bikini Pics Are Hot [NSFWish]

ClipNation: 3-Year Old Lip Syncs Korn

COEDMagazine: Man Tries To Skydive Like Mary Poppins [FAIL]

WorldWideInterweb: 20 Funniest Car Dealership Names Of All Time

EliteDaily: Manhattan Escort Jumps 6 Stories After Being Kidnapped

Are The March Madness Uniforms Bad Enough To Make You Not Want To Watch This Year?

February 28, 2013February 28, 2013subwaycreatures

That Bear Cat print looks like something straight out of Scarface. Not sure who spearheaded this operation but I hope them and their boss got fired. As much as I complain about what the uniforms look like, I’ll still be watching the 12pm game on my computer, constantly looking over my shoulder to make sure no one at work notices. What else am I suppose to watch in the month of March?

Bored? Here’s What You Should Check Out Today

January 25, 2013subwaycreatures

Gizmodo: This Keyless, Secret Door Is Pretty Sweet

Gawker: Match.com User Sues After Almost Being Stabbed To Death By Match

HuffPost: German Soldiers Are Growing Breasts Because Of Gun Drills

Barstool: Creator Of ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ Receives Four Years In Jail For Video

BroBible: Johnny Football Now Has A Trick Shot Video

TheChive: Actors That Played Some Unrecognizable Roles In Movies

DailyMail: Husband Gets Revenge On Cheating Wife By Dumping Horse Shit On Her Convertible

Egotastic!: Photos Of The Hottest Teachers Caught With Their Students

COEDMagazine: Coachella Lineup Has Been Released

EliteDaily: The Camer-Ring Looks Dangerous

Mashable: JJ Abrams To Direct The Next Star Wars?

The Snowball Slingshot May Just Be One Of The Biggest Gimmicks I’ve Ever Seen

January 24, 2013January 24, 2013subwaycreatures

Hammacher: This is the snowball-hurling slingshot that brings snowball battles into the 21st century. A baseball-sized snowball is placed into the slingshot’s muzzle, drawn back, and fired at opposing forces, helping to facilitate their hasty withdrawal or surrender. The distance a snowball travels depends on the force applied to the medical-grade elastic tubing, allowing children to engage in close-range confrontations. Made of durable, polypropylene/styrene-based plastic that withstands the rigors of winter play. Includes target for practicing accuracy. Ages 8 and up.

Did I mention it fires at 35 MPH and up to 100 yards?! No? That’s because I completely just made that up. Pointless if you ask me. I have no idea what the mechanics of this thing are but what happened to just packing snow in your hands and throwing it? Especially when you have a deadly accurate howitzer arm like myself? I’m sorry that I don’t want to pack a snowball and load it like a Civil War musket with a rubber band lever and shit. Save it for the rookies. Besides, it’s 2013 and post Global Warming…it doesn’t snow anymore.

So Did Anyone Else Catch That Bullshit Failed Assassination Attempt In Bulgaria Last Night?

January 22, 2013subwaycreatures

SkyNews: The 25-year-old who pulled the gun on the head of Bulgaria’s Turkish minority party leader while he was speaking at a party conference was only trying to frighten his target. Police have revealed that Oktay Enimehmedov, an ethnic Turk originally from the eastern city of Burgas, thought he would die in the attack and left a letter at his Sofia flat. Police psychology institute chief Nedelcho Stoychev said the attacker did not intend to kill Dogan but only to frighten him and “get his five minutes of fame.” Ahmed Dogan, swiped away his attacker’s arm before any shot was fired and the weapon appeared to jam. Dramatic video of the attack against the 58-year-old leader of the liberal Movement for Rights and Freedoms party quickly circulated online. Several men wrestled Enimehmedov to the ground and he is seen in the footage being punched and kicked. Police experts examined the small handgun and said it would not have threatened Dogan’s life, even if fired from close quarters. Gas pistols are mainly used for self-defence and can fire tear gas cartridges. Prosecutors in Sofia have charged Enimehmedov with hooliganism and making death threats. Deputy chief prosecutor Borislav Sarafov said he faces up to five years in prison on the hooliganism charge and up to six years in prison on the death threat charge.

When I saw this last night I was thinking this is a scene straight out of a movie. Manchurian Candidate who fucks up the assassination and then the Bulgarian government has to cover it up and there’s a massive publicity that hinders the cover up. But no. Ho hum, just another asshole trying to get his 5 minutes in the limelight. Officials said the gun wouldn’t have even killed the guy. What’s that shit all about? Pretty sure a BB gun could still do damage if pressed up against someone’s temple. The best part was clearly the guy getting kicked around the stage like an empty can on the street. Then there was a lot of dirka dirka yelling and it was all over. Thanks Bulgaria, I have no idea where you are on a map.

Here’s An Old Gem For Your Tuesday Morning [Warning: Very Gross]

January 22, 2013subwaycreatures

I was literally gagging while watching this and have no idea how that kid getting puked on is able to sit there and take a beating like this. Somewhere around 90 shots of eggnog and the big boy opened up like a fire hydrant. I’ve never heard of “baby birding” and not sure who would ever be into that kind of thing but then again I’ve seen worse.