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Question Of The Day: Would You Bang A Chick Who Literally Looked Like A Doll?

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Yes, this chick who makes Heidi Montag look normal really exists. Now the question is, would you?

After thinking long and hard about it for 2 seconds I’m going with yes. I know it’s creepy as shit since she really looks like a doll but in the end, she does have a pulse right? The thing I’m curious about is do the doll features come with it? Like dolls don’t talk or make noise and they don’t move unless you actually make them move. That might be a deal breaker. Nothing worse than a dead fish in the sack and I don’t know that I would be up for all that work. If anything, would make a great story to tell your friends.

Side note: I know all we’re talking about here is P in V, but imagine bringing this shit home to Mom?

We’re Goin’, Goin’ Back, Back To Cali, Cali!

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I have goddamn goosebumps right now and I’m so jacked up that I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself until game time! The Giants are storming into one of the most flaming/hippie cities in the country so I’ll say figuratively they will be bending the 49ers over and having their way with them on Sunday. Revenge was sweet last week but it was only half of what the they needed to get out of their system. The 49ers get 1 miracle catch every 15 years and unfortunately for them, they used theirs last week. I 100% expect Vernon Davis to walk off the field crying in back to back weeks but not because he made the game winning catch this time. Because the Giants embarrassed his team at home to go to the Super Bowl. All in? I’m fuckin’ balls deep! Let’s go BigBlue!

Opossum Causes D Train Evacuation

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HuffPost:

A surly straphanger curled up underneath a seat caused a Bronx-bound D train to be evacuated early Friday morning. The New York Times reports an opossum was spotted on the train sometime after leaving Coney Island at 4:30AM, warming up by a heating radiator. It remains unclear how or why the opossum boarded the train, although one animal expert wonders if it was drawn to the heat or the smell of food. Passengers were given the boot from the train when it got to West 4th Street, where officials tried to collar the creature but retreated when it “bared its teeth and snarled.” The train was then brought to a subway yard in the Bronx where it was to be met by Animal Care and Control agents, who were to remove the opossum but who have not yet confirmed that they’ve done so…

 

First we have enormous pre-historic sized rats in Foot Locker and now opossums commuting on the D train uptown. What the shit is going on? Opossum’s are just over sized rats so let’s not try to make it sound like its “only an opossum.” These things are just as nasty as subway rats so yes, I wouldn’t want to be riding in this car but why an evacuation? Move people to another car and keep that train moving! If I’m awake at 4:30am and trying to get to my job and get rerouted because of this I would be so pissed I would probably go home and take the day off. How many alternate trains do you think are running at 4:30am down on W 4th St. and how much motivation do you think I would have to walk to another train? None. Take a pic of the opossum, email it to my boss, and call it a day.

 

Rat The Size Of A Small Dog Found In NY Foot Locker

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HuffPost:

“There’s no way it’s a common sewer rat,” Dr. Robert S. Voss, the Curator of Mammals at The American Museum of Natural History in New York, told HuffPost after reviewing the picture. “I’m 90 percent certain that it’s a a Gambian pouched rat.” Voss estimated the rat to be about two-and-a-half feet in length. Another huge Gambian pouched rat made headlines last year when it was killed in Brooklyn’s Marcy houses. Voss said it’s possible this rat was once a pet that could have escaped or been released. Gambian pouched rats were once imported to the United States for sale as pets, but abc.net.au reports that an outbreak of monkeypox in the early 2000s caused the importation of African rodents to be banned. Despite its size, Voss said the rat is harmless and docile, so there’s no need to be worried if you encounter one. He did, however, recommend walking away and calling animal control immediately. An employee at the Foot Locker on Fordham Road in The Bronx who was asked about the image said he was not authorized to speak on the matter. Another representative from Foot Locker’s corporate offices told HuffPost she was not familiar with the image but said she would be looking into it.

Jesus Christ! Either Splinter from TMNT really exists or NYC has it’s first confirmed chupacabra. Two and a half feet?! How is this guy even holding this thing with one hand? I don’t care how docile or innocent this fuckin thing is, if I came across it I would shit and/or piss my pants. And the thought of someone having this as a pet is even more disturbing. No wonder they let it go, it’s equivalent to having a roommate in your apartment. Probably eating everything in site and hogging all the couch space. I hope I never see something like this again…!

Thank Christ For College Bowl Season!

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How can you not love the college football bowl season? There are absolutely no other sports to watch on TV and these bowl games are all turning out to be great ones. These three gems appeared on Deadspin this morning and cannot go overlooked. Brendan Gibbons explains how he made the game winning kick in the Sugar Bowl, University of Houston “shocks” Texas, and a Virginia Tech fan jumps for joy. Enjoy!

P.S. – You have to click on the VT Girl to see her in action

So The Cast Of Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Looks Great

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So the cast of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air just had a reunion the other day and let me be the first to say goddamn! Way to keep it together people. Pretty sure Hilary has AIDS, Uncle Phil looks just as sick, I’ll give Carlton a pass, Will Smith clearly is not a human who ages, Ashley’s been stealing cookies from the cookie jar, and I’m pretty sure the guy back left was just there for the open bar and saw a picture being taken so he jumped in. (Who the hell is he?)

But here’s my problem. How can you call this a reunion when Geoffrey, Aunt Viv #1, Aunt Viv #2, and Jazz are all MIA?? Bullshit. That’s like having a Save By The Bell reunion without Mr. Belding. Who couldn’t appreciate Geoffrey’s one liners or Jazz always getting tossed out of the house by Uncle Phil? Will Smith ruins everything!

Side note: Can we talk for one second about how they quietly tried to sneak a new Aunt Viv in halfway through the show? She wasn’t even close to the same skin color as the other one! As a kid I was so goddamn confused by that move.