Category: VIDEOS

Stripper Calls Police On Herself For Taking $40 Tip

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DECEMBER 28–The holiday season’s most heartwarming story involves a topless dancer, a drunk customer, and $40 left atop a Florida bar counter. Shortly before midnight on Christmas Eve, Panama City cops responded to a call from the home of Amanda Blocker. Through tears, the 27-year-old woman explained that she was a dancer at the Gold Nugget Lounge and had been talking earlier that evening to a male customer who “told her he was going to give her $40.00.” According to a Panama City Police Department report, Blocker (pictured above) recalled that the patron “laid the money on the bar,” but soon “passed out from intoxication.” He later awoke and quickly departed the Gold Nugget. Blocker told cops that after the man’s departure she “noticed the money still on the table and took it.” However, after arriving home, the dancer “felt bad and thought she had stolen the money.” That’s when Blocker decided to call police at 11:45 PM on December 24. An officer advised Blocker that nobody had filed a complaint about the money, the report notes. With “nothing further” left to investigate, the cop left Blocker with her small Christmas gift.

 

This has gotta be one of the most bizarre stories I’ve heard in a while. A guy says he’s going to tip you $40, you take it while he’s passed out, and then proceed to call the cops on yourself? Even the police were like ‘ummmm yeaaaaah…it’s OK lady.’ Amanda you work for tips, right? The guy said he was going to tip you the $40, right? Keep the money and buy yourself new stripper heels. I don’t see the problem here. And since when do strippers have a conscience? They always have no problem taking my money when I pass out there. Unbelievable.

Teenage Robbers Caught After Posting Pics To Facebook

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PITTSBURGH — An 18-year-old Pittsburgh man is accused of burglarizing a market with three teens, then posted pictures on his Facebook page showing the suspects mugging with some of the loot. Isaiah Cutler who has been jailed since Friday in the Dec. 12 burglary. Online court records don’t list an attorney for him. Police say Cutler, a 17-year-old and two 14-year-olds stole more than $8,000 worth of cash, cigarettes, candy and checks from the business. About an hour later, police say, Cutler posted pictures of the teens posing with the loot on his page on the social networking site. The younger suspects have been charged in juvenile court and been released to their parents. Cutler faces a preliminary hearing Wednesday on charges of theft, burglary and conspiracy.

 

Open and shut case Johnson. What a day to be a Pittsburgh detective. Just when you thought all the leads went cold in the convenient store robbery these geniuses hand over a conviction on a silver platter. The only thing that would have been easier woulda been walking into the police station and admitting you stole the $8,000. You were home free and $8,000 richer and you couldn’t help but take to Facebook. If there’s one thing Mark Zuckerberg has taught all of us is that everything you do on his site is broadcasted for the world to see. But not to worry, you guys are young and hopefully learned from your mistakes and next time I’m sure it will go over more smoothly.

 

Woman Gets Naked On Argentina’s Dancing With The Stars [NSFW!!]

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Wow, how Argentina is different from the U.S. I mean I’ve seen less in pornos on the internet and this is airing on TV for anyone to see down in South America. Probably a family sitting on a couch, eating popcorn, waiting for the big dance finale and next thing they know they are giving their kids an anatomy lesson. We all get uptight when there is a nipple slip or even Lady Gaga wearing some kind of see-through top and this chick is all out head to toe naked by the time Beyonce is done singing. Just shows how two countries can be on completely two different levels. Love it and someone please buy me tickets to the next show!

 

 

Guy Let’s Kid Punch Him In Face, Both Go On With Their Day As If Nothing Happened

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“Tough guy” fail; Man exits turnstile, pushed kid out the way, kid said “What the hell” man returns, states “I’m waiting” the kid gives him a beat down. If you want to push and talk crap, you should back it up.

Why can’t this be the way shit always goes down in these scenarios? The guy pushed the kid out of the way, feels bad, let’s the kid have a free shot, and everyone walks away to continue their day. No cops, no MTA employees getting involved, just pure subway justice working itself out. The kid doesn’t even take his ear phones out and the dude who got punched offers a hand shake afterward. I’m not gonna lie, the clip is weird as hell but no one was arrested or hurt so let’s let bygones be bygones.

Check Out This Tranny Rolling On E And Pole Dancing On The A-Train

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Wow. Wow. Wow. What a mess! This Mexican tranny has to be rolling on E or just plain out of it’s mind. But just like most of them, it sees the camera and has to steal the spotlight. Doesn’t this subway creature hear the little kid begging her in Spanish to stop? Even he knows he’ll never be able to ride the train the same way again.

And if there were ever a more disgusting thing to see on public transportation, it has to be this thing licking the hand railing like it’s in the ‘Lickable Wallpaper Room’ in Wonka’s Factory. Out of all the videos you’ve seen on CSC, you know the disgusting and vile things that happen on these trains and the kind of people who hold onto those railings so I really give this chick/dude 24 hours to live before it dies of some unheard of disease. Oh, and by the way, think of this video the next time you are riding the A-Train and holding onto the pole.

Tennessee Cousins Fight Over Taking Their Relationship To The Next Level

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A Tennessee woman who said she wanted a relationship–and did not want to be just “a booty call”–allegedly stabbed a male suitor Tuesday night after he became irate when she put the brakes on his attempts to “touch her suggestively,” police report. Oh, did we mention that the two are first cousins? Erica Wilson, 21, and Jesse Brooks, 32, were arrested and charged with aggravated domestic assault following a brawl in Brooks’s home in Rogersville. Wilson told a sheriff’s deputy that she and Brooks had “gotten into an argument about the status” of their relationship. It was during the argument, Wilson reported, that Brooks “began to touch her suggestively and stated that ‘he wanted her.’” In response, Wilson told her cousin that she “wanted a relationship and did not want to be ‘A Booty Call,’” according to a Hawkins County Sheriff’s Office report. The latter comment allegedly infuriated Brooks, who began cursing at Wilson, and then allegedly knocked her to the kitchen floor with a flurry of punches. Fighting back, Wilson grabbed a pair of scissors and slashed away at her cousin’s face, neck, arms, and back. An investigator noted that Wilson and Brooks, who smelled of booze, admitted to consuming significant amounts of Everclear grain alcohol. Since a “primary aggressor” could not be determined, both cousins were arrested. Wilson, a Taco Bell employee, bonded out of jail yesterday after posting $4000 bond. Her cousin remains locked up in the county jail in lieu of $4000 bond. Both are set to be arraigned in Sessions Court later this month.

 

Cue the banjos we’ve hit the trifecta Tennessee! Cousins banging each other, grain alcohol, and a fast food employee. Goddamn, you never disappoint us! Just look at that mugshot. Looks like when I tried to be a badass and start shaving in middle school and I had no idea what I was doing. When I was reading this I was like thank god, at least common sense has slapped this chick in the face and she wants her cousin to stop bangin’ her but then I realized it was because she wanted more than just a drunk booty call. Don’t we have laws against this? Isn’t this considered inhumane? Are there not enough people in Tennessee that everyone has to fuck their relatives? So many questions I don’t know where to begin. People from the south scare the shit out of me for reasons just like this. They are as wild card as they come and I’m confident that all of those horror movies you see about people getting a flat tire in the middle of nowhere and being tortured and killed are pretty accurate. Billy-Bob and Edward Scissorhands here are prime examples.

 

Man Hands Out Fetus Dolls To Halloween Trick-or-Treaters

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Well it makes for a good conversation starter, no? ‘Daddy, where do baby fetuses come from?’ At least the guy wasn’t prejudice about the little bastards. I saw a black one in there. Listen, it might not have been the best timing to give those out but as a parent, you tell your kid it’s a sleeping baby doll and move on with life.

If anything the kid has all the right to be pissed. I HATED getting anything other than candy for Halloween. Thanks for the nickel and 3 pennies lady, what do you want me to do with this? Maybe if I’m lucky enough to get another dollar in change I can buy my candy on Halloween! And then there’s the people that give random objects from around their house. I seriously had a woman give me a knitted finger puppet one time. Just one. Not even two where at least I can have a conversation between the two of them on my fingers. People, go to the store and buy candy on Halloween. Maybe then your house won’t get egged every year.

Woman, Possible Man Rides D-Train Topless

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Welp, not expecting this video to last very long on Youtube. I think this is a woman but ever since Marilyn Manson got a boob job I’ve had my doubts about some people. Either way I wanted to knock this bitch out. Honey, the ClubKids were big in the 90s but LimeLight has been shutdown for a while now so move on with your life. And the whole ‘I’m making it look like I’m talking with a cigarette’ thing needs to stop. You make for a great Halloween costume but the holiday isn’t here yet throw a shirt on and let’s not make a spectacle of yourself. Fuckin’ New York…

Best Halloween Costume Ever

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The greatest Halloween costume idea of all time? Maybe.

But now every sex offender in a 10 mile radius of these girls know who their next victims should be. No one will ever believe that the girls who cried rape for a week in October are actually be abducted, it’s the perfect plan!

And if god forbid this happens, at least Liam Neeson has another movie to star in.

Waffle House Brawl In Alabama

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There was a lot of red in this fight and I don’t know if it was because of the Crimson Tide or gang related so I’ll be careful with what I say. Really wish I had a translator who spoke southern black though cause I didn’t understand one word in this video. I’m gonna start with the little guy who, as always, talks a mean game when standing behind his boys and just gets stomped out. You gotta pick and choose your fights little man and I didn’t see any 6th graders around so this wasn’t your fight.

Chairs, glass, body slams…this fight had it all but I’m just curious about why IHOP’s and Waffle Houses are always the venue for these brawls. Is it worth it to stay open late night for these places when once a month you’re replacing everything in your establishment? Just wondering.