Oh how the mighty have fallen. Jenna Jameson both metaphorically and physically used to be on top of the porn industry. And now–yesterday she had her house foreclosed by the bank and today she’s higher than the Red Bull skydiver on Good Day New York. How disappointed do you think Greg Kelly was about all of this? Finally gets to meet the girl who got him through countless lonely Friday nights and she shows up high with a little less work done to her face than Michael Jackson. Just look at the “disappointment/what am I doing here” look on this guy’s face:
NYTimes: For decades, the New York City subway car has been a predictable space. Some have seats; some have benches. Graspable pole options vary only slightly. Mariachi bands play, and self-appointed preachers preach. And if there is no seat, no room, no end to a performance, there is often no escape for a rider — at least until the next stop. That may yet change. Metropolitan Transportation Authority officials are envisioning a subway car of the future that offers New Yorkers an out, ending the era of the captive car population. This month, in a 142-page document outlining needs for the next 20 years, the authority noted the benefits of articulated trains — similar to accordion-style buses — that have no doors between cars, allowing unrestricted flow throughout the length of the subway. The inclusion of articulated train cars in the report, a mild surprise to some transit advocates, does not guarantee that the cars will reach the rails anytime soon, or even at all; it was not clear how the cost of the articulated cars compares with that of nonarticulated cars. But for the first time in the subway system’s modern history, the authority appears poised to seriously consider a model adopted in cities like Berlin, Paris and Toronto.
Imagine this? No more smushing into trains like the Chinese or standing with an armpit in your face in the morning rush. Sounds great in a perfect world but it’ll never happen. It would probably mean subway cards costing $10 per swipe. How about we get the 2nd Ave line up and running first (that no one will use since it will only run about 40 city blocks for the first few years). Baby steps MTA, baby steps. You’re still fixing the subway from Sandy and you’re talking about accordion trains of the future. Love the idea but just sounds like a wet dream.
LiveLeak: A woman was involved in a wreck with two trains on Sunday morning, and Police said the 29-year-old woman was fleeing police when the accident occurred. Officials said the woman walked away with only a broken arm, which seems like a miracle considering images of the vehicle. The mangled Mercedes sat pinned under the train for several hours after the driver was rushed to the hospital. Detective Adam Osoro of the Woods Cross Police Department described the accident.“ It just couldn’t stop in time,” he said of the woman’s vehicle. “It was too close to the incident, didn’t have time to stop.” At about 8:20 a.m., police responded to an unwanted guest disturbance call. In other words, the suspect wouldn’t leave someone’s house. “Our complainant gave a vehicle description of someone that was involved,” Osoro said. “At that time, one of our patrolmen spotted the vehicle and attempted to stop it on Redwood Road.” When the woman didn’t pull over for police, a brief chase began. Osoro said it was during the chase the woman and the trains collided. “There was already a southbound train going across 2600 south, and she hit that train while it was crossing,”Osoro said. “While officers were trying to get her out of her car, a second southbound train hit her vehicle.” Despite the impacts, the woman suffered only a broken arm. “The vehicle sustained heavy damage, so in this case she’s very lucky to still be with us,” Osoro said. Witnesses involved said alcohol was present at the original location, but police haven’t confirmed whether the woman was intoxicated. Police officials said she faces charges for evading arrest, and additional charges are being investigated.
Drunk drivers most of the time live through their own horrific crashes. Case in point, this bitch. Thankfully it was a train she hit and not a soccer mom van carrying kids but it very easily could’ve been. To be honest, I wasn’t even expecting a second train to come through so when it did my jaw dropped. How this hot mess made it through with only a broken arm is mind boggling.
Gothamist: This was a Q train, I got on at Times Square after work around 9pm and I found her exactly like this, feet up, headphones on, bobbing her head, sipping her Becks, oblivious to people trying to find a seat. The train was pretty crowded, nowhere to sit. I rode the train all the way to Newkirk plaza and she was still there. It seemed to me she was getting off work as well because she had a badge or a keycard around her neck. I’m going to write a missed connection because she might be the one I’ve been waiting for…
Look there’s nothing more I like than a girl who gets off work and just wants to let loose and chug a beer like this chick. But when your feet look like you just walked from Financial District to the Upper West Side barefoot then I’m sorry but you’re getting next’d. The diseases that are on her feet probably haven’t been discovered yet. It’s a shame too cause the Ging had a lot going for her.
AIDS is still a thing?? Thought they cured that a little while back but guess thanks to these two it’s back in full swing. There are so many things wrong with this couple I barely know where to start. Should’ve been over when Itchy Dick said OK you got AIDS, now what? Instead she decided to keep going and he kept telling her that she gave herself AIDS. But the best was the reaction of these two chicks. Priceless.
Side note: If Jimmy Kimmel was behind this he can go fuck himself
UPDATE: Yep, sure enough this has been verified as a prank. No surprise there.
Sometimes this is just how life goes. You’re late for work, you don’t want to be in the subway in the first place, and next thing you know a fuckin’ milkshake slaps you upside your head from a passing train. Although I’m calling internet bullshit because why was this dude filming in the perfect spot while a random train passes in the first place? He’s either in on it or this was setup from the beginning. Damn you Jimmy Kimmel!
This is why I always cab it when I’m drunk. I just wanna get home to my bed and not have to worry about pissing in the subway or falling onto the tracks. Dude is lucky a train wasn’t coming and that people were around to throw his ass back onto the platform.
And how about this guy jumping over the third rail 4 times?! I think he’s more lucky to be alive than the guy who fell.
NFL: Arizona Cardinals safety Rashad Johnson lost the top of his left middle finger after tackling the New Orleans Saints‘ Darren Sproles on a punt return during Sunday’s loss, according to The Arizona Republic’s Kent Somers. According to Somers, Johnson came to the sideline after the play with a finger injury. He took off his glove, and the tip of his finger remained behind. Johnson, by our count, then stayed in the game after the injury. Johnson had surgery after the game to shave his finger down to the first knuckle, according to the report. The bone was exposed so infection is a possible concern.
Nasty stuff right here. I’d love to know how it happened and the fact that he still went back in the game is nuts.
This is usually me in the morning–oblivious to the world around me until I can get some form of caffeine in my body. Thankfully I don’t have to worry about crossing train tracks without gates to let you know another train is coming at you at 100MPH.
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