"People watch from the safety of your phone"
When I first watched this, the first thing I was impressed by was that this dude’s shoes stayed on. For some reason every single time a person gets hit by a car, their shoes fly off. Then, after watching the replay in slo-mo, I noticed they didn’t. Too bad. Anyway, BroBible says he only suffered a broken leg so that’s gotta be true…
Welp, this kid’s future appears brighter than the sun. Just like Kevin Hart said, it’s hard to talk shit when you got a baby bag over your shoulder.
July 2013 I can already see ‘Piranha vs Sand Sharks’.
I still think the Metta World Peace elbow looked worse than this. Don’t worry though, she was OK…
To be honest, I have no idea if she was OK…she could be dead for all I know.
Now how many of you thought the dude running up to the camera’s Friar Tuck haircut was the fail? I sure as hell did! And then I was pleasantly surprised when the other guy tripped, fell down crushing his drum set, and lay on the ground like a soccer player who took a dive. So this answers the question: What’s worse than being in the school marching band? Failing at being in the school marching band.
Who cares that this is faker than Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison’s marriage. A little T&A on a Thursday never killed anyone.
VIENNA (Reuters) – An unemployed Austrian man sawed his foot off, apparently to avoid being found fit to go back to work. Hours before an appointment on Monday for the labor office to check on his health, the 56-year-old man held his left leg against an electric saw in his home workshop and severed his foot just above the ankle, Austrian broadcaster ORF reported. Bleeding profusely, the man from the province of Styria then threw the foot into an oven, hobbled to his garage and called an ambulance. An emergency operation was unable to reattach the foot, ORF said.
I completely understand where this guy is coming from right now. I can’t find the motivation to do ANYTHING right now and by God if I had a sharp object to my avail, I would definitely take a limb to get a sick day. Probably not a foot but losing a digit wouldn’t be that bad.
So by now, unless you live on Mars, you’ve heard the story about Trayvon Martin who was walking down the street with a bag of Skittles and was shot to death by a neighborhood watch looney. So now Geraldo Rivera is coming out and saying that this would have never happened if he wasn’t wearing a hoodie and that parents should not let their kids leave home wearing them.
Listen Riv, not for nothing but check the mirror. Whoever told you leaving home with that ridiculous mustache was a great idea should be locked up cause if I saw you walking on the street, I would 110% mistake you for a pedophile and probably shoot you on spot. Only difference is that I’m pretty sure I’d get away with it cause no one would give a shit. Plant some pics of me as a kid running around in my underwear on ya and get the hell outta there. Open and shut case!
So I’m hoping my St. Patty’s Day party doesn’t turn out this way on Saturday but I’m starting to feel as if it might. Us Irish get whiskey in us and all the sudden it’s a combination of Wrestle Mania and Animal House. If I wake up and there’s $100,000 worth of damage to my house I’m gonna be really pissed. I’ll probably go back to sleep, but I’ll be really pissed.
It must be so hard for foreigners to adapt to our figure of speech. Just when you think you’ve nailed the language, someone goes and calls Jennifer a party pooper and poor Sven thinks she’s literally shitting all over the place to entertain everyone. Must be so confusing. I wonder what would happen if you called someone a “jerk off” in front of this guy?
– Thanks for the clip Monty
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