Funny – Page 18 – SubwayCreatures

Woman Dumps Beer On Man’s Head After Being Stopped From Smoking On Train

August 14, 2012subwaycreatures

Here’s what’s hard for me to understand. Since when were the trains in Asia so empty!? This is what I’m used to seeing over there:

Big Beautiful Women Kick Off The Weekend!

August 3, 2012subwaycreatures

Fat chicks need lovin’ too! Have a safe weekend everyone!

This Pathetic Asshole Just Made My Day!

August 3, 2012August 3, 2012subwaycreatures

You know what? I ain’t even mad at this kid. Honestly, what does he have to lose throwing all this shit out there? Clearly he can only go up from where he is now. What’s the worst that can happen? He finds another creepy dude pretending to be a hot chick who then comes to his house and tortures and kills him? I’m sure that’s more excitement then he’ll see in an entire year.

Now, you want a tall, modelish, tan, chick with not one pimple. Welcome to the club brotha. I’ve been saying that since my first boner. And as far as the vampire thing goes, I got good news and bad news. Vampires seem to be in right now with girls your age. Bad part is that they will be expecting you to look like the actual characters from Twilight. I respect the confidence and drive but I have a feeling you’re gonna get stuck sexting with the gay, atheist ‘herma-daffa-dite’.

There’s No Possible Way Anyone Loves Trains More Than This Guy

August 2, 2012August 2, 2012subwaycreatures

Saw this going viral real quick so thought I’d throw it up. The disturbing part of all this is that you can literally hear this guy jizz his pants over Thomas the Tank Engine. If my toes curl and I get goosebumps over a train blasting it’s horn, you have every right to push me in front of it.

Little ‘Boo’ Loves Her Some Kid Cudi

August 2, 2012subwaycreatures

What’s worse, that this little girl listens to Kid Cudi or that her father is driving around while recording his daughter in the back seat?

Would You Eat Your Own Puke For $1,000?

July 31, 2012subwaycreatures

We’ve all been down that road of “would you do this or that for $1,000” but eating my own puke with the outside chance of even winning the $1,000?…I don’t think so. Don’t get me wrong, Mike ‘sucked it down’ like a champ but when you open up like a NYC fire hydrant, that’s when I concede. I was seriously hoping this would happen:

In Honor Of The Olympics, A High Bar Fail

July 31, 2012subwaycreatures

When you watch too much of the Olympics you tend to think you can do all the shit you see the gymnasts do. Nick, however, makes the Special Olympics look challenging by one of the most ridiculous displays of athleticism I’ve ever seen.

Side note: The females in the Olympic Games need to wear their age on their uniforms so I don’t feel like a total pedophile watching. Just saying.

Would You Let These Two Video Tape Your Special Event?

July 10, 2012subwaycreatures

First of all, whose idea was it to give this lady horse tranquilizer before she shot this video? If this promo gives any indication of how well your video will turn out, you might want to reconsider getting married. My 12 year old sister makes better videos in her free time.