These women reading excerpts and discussing 50 Shades of Grey are 100 times more entertaining then actually reading the book. Not every day you hear 70 year olds talking about fisting and butt plugs.
These women reading excerpts and discussing 50 Shades of Grey are 100 times more entertaining then actually reading the book. Not every day you hear 70 year olds talking about fisting and butt plugs.
The only funny thing about this entire video is every black person that is working at McDonald’s reaction. Something about “magic” that brings out the bath salts in them.
-Side note: You can see the string coming out of the middle of the lid at the 2:57 mark
Hands down only reason I watch golf is for this Happy Gilmore kind of shit. Horrible improve on both Bob and Webb’s part. Don’t quit your day jobs boys!
I expect nothing less…
NJ: A Morris County woman who ran two Dunkin’ Donuts stores in northern New Jersey is suing the coffee-and-donut chain for racial discrimination,according to a report on NYPost.com. Priti Shetty, an Indian-American from Montville, alleges that a Dunkin’ brand rep told her she was not “servile enough” as an Indian woman. Shetty says the company tried to force her to keep her stores in the Oak Ridge section of Jefferson and Wantage open for 24 hours even thought she showed that doing so would be a money loser when expenses where factored in. She also claims that Dunkin Donuts refused to let her open a third store in the Stockholm section of Hardyston as it is required to do in its franchise agreements because she didn’t want to have a drive-in at the location. Shetty alleges a male franchisee was allowed to open a store in that location without a drive-thru window soon after her request, the report said.
If you’re Priti’s parents, you have to know that your daughter is going to be doing 1 of 3 things when she grows up. Uttering the phrase ‘thank you, come again’, working in a hospital, or pumping cream into pastries at D&D. Therefore you gotta think ahead when naming your child. Priti’s name will always work against her, especially when she tries to open a new D&D in the middle of nowhere NJ. How are you suppose to take this case serious in court. Judge will be laughing all the way to a defendant ruling. With the way it sounds like her life is going, I hope her parents at least gave her the middle name ‘fuhkin’.
All this zombie talk has clearly got people in Miami scared. What better then to have fun at the cost of it?
There’s a lot of things you shouldn’t do drunk, cheerleading in the bar is definitely one of them.
Just look at’em. The youth. The charm. The sex appeal. The pineapple figures. How can anyone resist? How the hell can you not get by on state pension checks but hooking as a grandma is doing the job? Fuck is wrong with some of these countries? Anyway, not a documentary I’ll put at the top of my Netflix queue any time soon.
I’ll never forget it. Got home from kindergarten and Asian Chris (even at 6 years old that’s how I identified him since we had so many Chris’ in the class) wouldn’t give me his extra chocolate chip cookie I wanted so bad. Walked around the house for an hour screaming ‘goddamn it!’ May or may not have punched a window out bare knuckled. Either way, if this kid is on the same path he’s gonna have issues when he gets older. Godspeed, my son!