"People watch from the safety of your phone"
Listen, I’m not there…yet. But does this song sum up my life? Uh, yea. Fuckin friends all getting married and/or having kids. Shit sucks. I however, am going to take the optimistic route and say that I’m the lucky one in this situation. No kids, no relationship drama, just kickin back living the dream. Right?
If you told me there was a brawl with Chinese people in the subway, I would picture a scene from some Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan movie with guys running up walls and flipping off handrails. What is this chaotic bullshit?? Not even a ‘FINISH HIM’ at the end! Come on China, total letdown.
Props to this kid for having such a disastrous fall, only to go with the flow and start worming across the finish line. Kid should win for style points alone. “Oh my God, Christian is so funny!” If it he didn’t land right on his dick, I’d say he was gettin’ laid right after this event.
Side note: Was this the Special Games or does it just look like these kids are running in slow motion?
Bar Refaeli just may be the hottest Jew on the face of the Earth right now. Here is her ad for her new line called UnderMe. She’s gonna help you get over Hump Day alright…
The funny part about this is that you know there is definitely a fan behind that Lion banner taking that huge dick to the face.
I’m pretty sure at this point even the bums asking for change in the subway have gotten their hands on at least 1 Mega Millions ticket. Good luck and have a safe weekend!
Biggest lottery payout in the history of lottery payouts and I’m sitting pretty with a $5 ticket. Already had some ideas about what I’m gonna do with my winnings which should come out to around $1 cajillion after taxes. In no specific order:
– Build my own fuckin’ Chocolate Factory with strippers instead of Oompa Loompas
– Throw Rex Ryan an offer he can’t refuse to immediately go in hiding and never show his face in the NFL again.
– Buy Staten Island and drop a nuke on it.
– Drop Pairs Hilton and Kim Kardashian on the ‘Lost’ island
– Buy a lifetime supply of Chips Ahoy! Chewy.
– Buy a helicopter to take me from uptown Manhattan to downtown
– Buy Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion
– Buy the moon
What would you do…?
Always amazing when extreme sports, cinematography, and music come together perfectly.
Song: AWOLNATION – Sail
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