Shanaynay, one of Father Nick’s bitches, hit him up during Mass. Needless to say she’s gonna regret that one. And yes, that is a ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ ring tone!
Shanaynay, one of Father Nick’s bitches, hit him up during Mass. Needless to say she’s gonna regret that one. And yes, that is a ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ ring tone!
Sit your whore ass down! Epic, even though I’m pretty sure my dad would have been slippin’ her singles.
This has got to be one of the most creative ‘going out of your ways to get revenge’ I can think of. Big ups to the driver for noticing his enemies windows were down, there was a massive kiddie pool on the side of the road and that their car could handle that brutal terrain.
Honestly, the guy is probably lucky he didn’t go through the ice but I have a feeling he will be waking up tomorrow in a lot of pain!
It’s kinda like my friend who doesn’t drink cause it’s bad for your liver but will drop acid in a second.
Who won? You be the judge…
I hope so! That fanny pack might be the only thing keeping him balanced.
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This was me circa age 15-16. Just humping everything in sight. Windup part not necessary.
What a fuckin’ diva Babar is! Oh you don’t want your picture taken so you fling your own shit at people taking your picture? I don’t know if you noticed but there’s literally 3 people there to see you. You’re not the big deal everyone came to the zoo to see. Everyone knows people go to the zoo to see the gorillas and lions…the real animals. Enjoy smelling the shit on the end of your nose for the rest of the day!
Side note: Do you think anyone in this guy’s family believed him when he met back up and explains that an elephant personally chose him to be it’s Jackson Pollock canvas?