Month: June 2013

Subway Train Takes Off With All The Doors Open

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Imagine this shit happening in NYC during rush hour? Holy shit talk about a free-for-all. This would be the best opportunity to throw every mariachi band, annoying talker, loud music listener right off the train. Whoops! Wasn’t my fault you fucks forgot to close the doors!

Side note: I don’t know what country this is in but the fact that they get padded seats is insane. See how long those would last in the NYC subway!

This Handicapped Bullshitter Says He Makes $100,000 A Year

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MSN: Gary Thompson just made life harder for panhandlers. The Lexington, Ky., man is an alleged scammer, playing to the heartstrings of would-be do-gooders who can’t resist his act — that of a wheelchair-bound man with a mental disability. How good is he? He boasts he can make up to $100,000 a year. Thompson was “busted” by a TV station Monday shortly after police warned the public about his alleged scam. During a surreal nearly-nine-minute interview, Thompson fessed up, that aside from some difficulty walking due to a past motorcycle accident, he’s physically healthy and mentally sharp; he has a college degree in speech pathology. Thompson admitted “he’s really good” at gaming people and bragged about his con artist ways, declaring himself “the best in Lex.”

 

Get a load of this guy, huh? Represents everything wrong with America today. Also why I never give money to these people in the subway or the street. Seen this shit way too much. Sorry to those who are really homeless or handicapped but all it takes is one bad apple to spoil the bunch. Don’t get me wrong–if I have extra food on me and you’re begging, I’ll hand it over but don’t think for a second that you’re getting a dime out of me by crying me a sob story on the A train. You want to help these people then donate clothes to Salvation Army or money to homeless shelters.

Kerry Rhodes Is So Not Gay That He Wants To Take Credit For Kim And Kanye’s Baby

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DeadSpin: Kerry Rhodes is awfully tired of people thinking he’s gay. So tired, evidently, that he has claimed paternity of Kim Kardashian’s just-born daughter. Although we haven’t attended to it in two months or so, “Hollywood” Simpson, the former boyfriend of free-agent NFL safety Kerry Rhodes, has been releasing photos of their gay life together, apparently in hopes that Rhodes will acknowledge him. Some photos came out, Rhodes said he was straight, and then more photos came out. The latest batch, released last week, included the two on horseback (Hollywood calls them “the black Brokeback Mountain”) and in bed together. Rhodes has no choice but to up the ante. Here’s Bossip: Kerry Rhodes refuses to sashay out the closet. The alleged gay baller has recently been forwarding a text message to his NFL buddies claiming to have fathered Kim Kardashian’s baby girl. The message reads: Man this could be my baby!! I was fu**ing her the same time as K.West was lol!!!

 

I don’t think there’s been bigger denial of something since Michael Jackson tried to convince us his biological children came out with white skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes. Just look at these pictures below. I’m pretty sure even Perez Hilton right now is like ‘oh damn that’s gay!’ I understand that being gay in the NFL will not be easy for Kerry Rhodes but when the proof is in the pudding (not pun intended), you gotta own up at some point. I also get that the list of potential fathers for Kim Kardashian’s baby is as long as the MLB biogenesis list, but trying to take credit for that is one hell of a cop-out. I’m not a religious man, Kerry, but I believe it was some guy in the Bible who said the truth shall set you free!

 

Miss Utah Was Better Off Keeping Her Mouth Shut Last Night

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Thank you Utah…for making my Monday morning more cringe worthy than it already was! For those of you who saw Miss South Carolina’s answer about stupid kids not being able to locate the US on a world map in 2007 have seen worse than this but this is why these chicks are in beauty pageants and not world leaders. Just keep smiling and looking hot and you’ll be fine, hun. Oh yea…you didn’t think she was getting out of this post without this treatment did you…?

 

Kate Upton Caught On Camera In Bikini For Her New Movie

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Another day, another shot of Sponge Bob in a bikini. I swear to God the only reason I throw this shit up is because I know there’s a good number of you who love her. As I’ve always said, I’m not saying she’s not hot–I’m saying THIS

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is not Sports Illustrated cover material. However, this part is still always fun to watch…

 

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Would You Rather…

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A couple weeks ago we had a special ‘Would You Rather’ for the females. This week I’m doing one for the males. Women, still feel free to answer if you want.

Would You Rather…

Grow up to be a professional athlete who wins a championship for your team but are forced into early retirement right after the win because of injury

OR

Grow up to be an international one hit wonder musician who fades out of the limelight once you’re song is out-of-date?

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Crazy, Naked Guy Attacks Commuters In San Francisco Train Station [NSFW]

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BoingBoing: On May 10th, a completely naked man entered the 16th street BART station in San Francisco and began attacking people, spitting, urinating and doing gymnastics moves on railings and turnstiles. BART police eventually shut down the station to arrest the man.

 

No matter who you are commuting in SF on this day, it’s a terrifying scene. When a guy is this hopped up on drugs (probably PCP), common sense and pain go out the window. Straight up zombie style. You can punch, kick, and hit him and he’ll keep coming at you. I’ve seen cases where tasers and pepper spray don’t even work. Not sure how they got the LMFAO guy down but I definitely wouldn’t hang around to find out. Scary stuff.