Category: Funny

Couple Keep Dude Up All Night With Sexcapades So He Puts It On The ‘Internets’

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Loud sex, barking dogs, construction workers, etc. are all disadvantages of living in an apartment in the city. I know, trust me. Not for nothing but you just did this guy a huge service. Putting that shit on the ‘internets’ is funny but if I were this guy, I’d send that link to everyone I knew and brag about it for the next year. Yea, did you hear that? That’s my doing WORK, son! You think this is going to make him stop?! No, no, my friend. You just opened Pandora’s Box!

 

Wanna hear what this guy listened to all night? Click here

 

 

 

Must See: Eric Kelly Keepin’ It Real

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What a bitter punk. But you know what? The funniest, most entertaining punk I’ve ever come across. Just keepin’ it real in his own gym and the best part is that these smug Wall Street assholes actually pay him to get treated like a punching bag. Not learning a goddamn thing other than how to bend over and just take it. I’m putting Eric Kelly on the watch list with Shoenice and Francis.

This Diablo III Rant Is The Greatest Venting Session Ever

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Jesus Christ! Error 38 is gonna be Francis’ blood pressure going off the charts topped with an on-camera stroke. Reminded me of myself after the Devils/Rangers game Monday night. The reason I love this is because it’s so genuine and heart felt. I’m just surprised that computer hasn’t given out yet due to excessive amounts of spit on it. This guy and Shoenice are both Youtube gold and seriously need their own reality shows.

Moneyline: What the fuck is number 35?! Shhhhomeone shhhhhot shhhhomebody running the shhhhhervers? Did one of the hamsters get loose?!

Brian McKnight Must Kill It In The Sex Category

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Wow, nothing like a quiet, romantic night with lit candles, a bottle of wine and Brian McKnight singing about pussies squirting in the background. You know what, if this is how he lays it out there for women, I ain’t gonna hate. More power to him. All I know is if I drop that line I don’t think the reply would be “Oh my God, I thought you’d never ask!”

There must be something about the way R&B singers sing that makes it OK to say whatever the fuck they want and it’s almost like women don’t hear what they are actually saying. Almost like some kind of sex spell they add to their songs that hypnotizes chicks. ‘Let me show you how your pussy works, bet ya didn’t know that it could squirt’ and all they hear is ‘I just wanna take you shopping and buy you nice things.’ Crazy shit how this world works sometimes.

‘The Drunk Guys Who Stole The Penguin’ Is The Greatest Story I Heard All Weekend

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A night that will go down in history for these Aussies. Imagine waking up the next morning soaking wet cause you went for a dip with the dolphins, there’s a goddamn penguin in your living room, and video evidence to confirm all of this? Maybe throw in a funny Asian and guest celebrity boxer and it would make a great movie.

What’s Worse Than Being In The Marching Band?

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Now how many of you thought the dude running up to the camera’s Friar Tuck haircut was the fail? I sure as hell did! And then I was pleasantly surprised when the other guy tripped, fell down crushing his drum set, and lay on the ground like a soccer player who took a dive. So this answers the question: What’s worse than being in the school marching band? Failing at being in the school marching band.