Yes, Shia LaBeouf has gone off the deep end.
-Thanks to Chris for this
Every Nude And Sex Scene From Game Of Thrones In One Video! [NSFW]
I tried to upload the video to multiple sites and they all rejected it (no surprise). Here is the link, enjoy!
Kid Makes Last Minute Escape From Under Moving Train
Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place. No idea how this asshole got under the train in the first place but that was one ballsy move getting out. I’m sure he’s glad his friend could put down the camera and cigarette to help out.
Man Spanks Guy Who Slept With His Underage Daughter
This father gives a young man an ultimatum who slept with his underage daughter. Face statutory rape charges or receive a spanking. So that brings us to today’s ‘Would you rather’. Would you rather get slapped bare-assed by the chick your banging’s father on camera for the world of Youtube to see or face statutory rape charges and go on the sex offender list?
Question for you sex offenders out there. How long are you on the list and what kind of time am I facing for statutory rape? I’m asking because this has got to be one of the most humiliating things I’ve ever seen nevermind the fact that this kid won’t be sitting in a chair for the next couple weeks. Personally, I would prefer an ass kicking from the dad and at least go down with some pride than have to go through this. I’m assuming this is in the south because this guy would already be facing assault charges and be sued if it were anywhere else. So I ask you, what would you rather?
Man Pulls Off Prank With Shake Weight
Not sure that the Shake Weight has actually been used for anything other than a prank.
China Thinks It’s Discovered A New Plant Species; Turns Out To Be A Sex Toy
That moment when you think you’ve discovered a new kind of plant species and it turns out to be a used, rubber sex toy.
And Here Is The Kate Upton GQ Cover Shoot We’ve All Been Waiting For
Consider this your Wednesday Hump Day video! By the way, Terry Richardson must have the best job on earth.
‘Ain’t No Homo Goin To Heaven’ Gets Standing Ovation In Southern Church
They start’em off so young in the south, don’t they? They are right about one thing. You do have freedom of speech but that’s why at the same time I can say that hopefully this church stands on government nuclear testing grounds.
Man Arrested For Having Sex With Teddy Bear…For The 4th Time
Cincinnati, Ohio (The Weekly Vice) – Charles Marshall, a 28-year-old Cincinnati man was jailed Wednesday after he was allegedly caught having sex with a teddy bear in a public place. The arrest marks the fourth time he has been arrested for the same charge. According to Cincinnati Police, Marshall was apprehended near the Elm Street Health Clinic after employees spotted him masturbating with a teddy bear in an alley and called police. When officers arrived, he was still masturbating with the bear. Investigators say this is the fourth time Marshall had been arrested for similar charges since 2010. In the past, he had received short stays in prison and was ordered to pay small fines. In 2010, we was ordered to stay away from all public libraries in Hamilton County, Ohio after a witness saw him masturbating with a stuffed animal in a public restroom. He was arrested again in 2010 and in 2011. It is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on every occasion. Marshall was booked into jail and charged with engaging in public indecency and disorderly conduct.
Every once in a while a stuffed animal will come along that will catch your eye and you know right then and there that you have to bang it. After all, it’s love at first sight. Well, not really but that’s the world Charles Marshall is living in. The movie ‘TED’ must be like hardcore porn for this dude!
Listen To The 3 Golden Sisters Read 50 Shades Of Grey
These women reading excerpts and discussing 50 Shades of Grey are 100 times more entertaining then actually reading the book. Not every day you hear 70 year olds talking about fisting and butt plugs.
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