July 2013 I can already see ‘Piranha vs Sand Sharks’.
Woman Gets Tattoo Of Horseshoe On Her Face
I still think the Metta World Peace elbow looked worse than this. Don’t worry though, she was OK…
To be honest, I have no idea if she was OK…she could be dead for all I know.
Check Out This Revolutionary RC Helicopter Machine Gun
Welp, clearly this guy has never seen RoboCop. Just a matter of time before that thing goes haywire and turns on him. Oh, and since when does Russia have technology? I deal with footage from them on a regular basis that looks like it was shot on cameras from 1981. Guess they put the majority of their budget towards other things…like iPad flying machine guns.
‘The Drunk Guys Who Stole The Penguin’ Is The Greatest Story I Heard All Weekend
A night that will go down in history for these Aussies. Imagine waking up the next morning soaking wet cause you went for a dip with the dolphins, there’s a goddamn penguin in your living room, and video evidence to confirm all of this? Maybe throw in a funny Asian and guest celebrity boxer and it would make a great movie.
Zimbabwean Dancing Puppets Kick Off The Weekend!
Check out this motherfucker stealing my pelvic thrust move and that little skank droppin it low! Very impressive indeed. I’ll give it 2 weeks before Kanye throws lyrics over that beat and claims the song his. Have a safe weekend!
What’s Worse Than Being In The Marching Band?
Now how many of you thought the dude running up to the camera’s Friar Tuck haircut was the fail? I sure as hell did! And then I was pleasantly surprised when the other guy tripped, fell down crushing his drum set, and lay on the ground like a soccer player who took a dive. So this answers the question: What’s worse than being in the school marching band? Failing at being in the school marching band.
Kid Being Chased By Hungry Chickens Made My Morning
How much must it suck to have a father like this who gets his rocks off filming his horrified son run from human eating chickens? Drop the bird food and it will all be over Pedro!
Question Of The Day: Would You Bang A Chick Who Literally Looked Like A Doll?
Yes, this chick who makes Heidi Montag look normal really exists. Now the question is, would you?
After thinking long and hard about it for 2 seconds I’m going with yes. I know it’s creepy as shit since she really looks like a doll but in the end, she does have a pulse right? The thing I’m curious about is do the doll features come with it? Like dolls don’t talk or make noise and they don’t move unless you actually make them move. That might be a deal breaker. Nothing worse than a dead fish in the sack and I don’t know that I would be up for all that work. If anything, would make a great story to tell your friends.
Side note: I know all we’re talking about here is P in V, but imagine bringing this shit home to Mom?
Girl On Web Cam Gets A Couple Extra Viewers
Who cares that this is faker than Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison’s marriage. A little T&A on a Thursday never killed anyone.
2-Year Old Dancing To Waka Flaka
As I said yesterday, I might be getting old, but there’s really a rapper called Waka Flaka?? I think that’s funnier than this little gangsta rockin out to his song. Guess I gotta get with the times. There’s an 85% chance this kid lives in the south and his parents are on Teen Mom.
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