"People watch from the safety of your phone"
No idea what this fight is over and don’t care. Also don’t care how old this guy in the glasses is–don’t punch someone if you’re not ready to get punched back.
FACT: When you low-blow a dude in the nuts multiple times, expect to get your head kicked in.
I can really appreciate this because this is 100% something I would do if I ever got married. The SportsCenter/draft day music, the matchups, the well written script made this epic. Tiny criticism however–why go this far and read the voice over like a first grader reading to his class? Throw some enthusiasm in there and read it like Ron Jaworski. Better yet get Jaws to read it for you! This is what I’m talking about:
-Thanks to Wolf for sending this over!
Brazilian model Suelyn Medeiros gettin’ us over the hump today. Happy Hump Day!
Youtube: A usually boring Monday morning commute to work at Brooklyn was stirred up by this little guy. He joined us at the Fulton street station on the A train going downtown. Someone getting off the train was screaming “RAT on the train!”. But by the time everyone realized what was happening, the doors closed and the train entered the tunnel. We were stuck with him till the other end.
Well I guess that’s one way to snap out of your Monday morning funk than spending $10 on a Starbucks coffee. Imagine the terror on people’s faces when someone yells RAT just as the subway doors close? Pure panic. And this is the A train baby! No switching in between cars on this one.
Side note: Love this lady! It’s like she’s been there and done this a million times with this positioning.
So I came across this last week and showed it to my roommate and he was wondering how I didn’t post it on CSC. It’s definitely fucked up but the noise she makes while getting spun is just too funny to pass on. Just as I went to throw it on here it got yanked off Youtube. Welp, it resurfaced today and here it is. Now what I want to know is–is she enjoying this or not?
Can I just start off by saying–how much coke did the chick filming this do that she can’t keep the camera straight? I threw up from motion sickness by the time they got Angel upright. Next line of business, how the fuck did she end up face down between two lockers? I’m assuming someone’s top fell back there and she thought she could retrieve it but clearly the plan wasn’t thought through very well. Should I really be surprised?
Side note: This has gotta be one of the funniest pictures ever. Some Wizard of Oz house-on-witch kinda shit right here:
Christ Almighty! I’m not sure if the NYPD took a bigger beating from the fight or the fans? It’s just good to see unity among New Yorkers once again.
Side note: I don’t think Nassau Colosseum has seen this many people in attendance for a hockey game since the 1980s.
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I guess it could’ve been a lot worse. Instead of nailing that house it split the uprights and veered off to the side. I would actually chalk this up as a win.
Side note: How much do we wanna bet this is a viral video publicity stunt for FedEx??
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