"People watch from the safety of your phone"
Reason #3,241 NOT to have kids. I don’t know if this woman is his mother or not but I’m blaming her for this shit. Kid needs to be cracked in the face for this behavior. Nothing wrong with flexing a little muscle every now and then. Even the guy off camera knew the kid must be on some kind of meds. And if he really did take his medication today, then I think we need to up the dosage, stat!
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Anyone who lives in NYC area knows what it’s like to take the Long Island Rail Road or Metro North home on a Saturday night. This is it–amateur hour. My guess is this was probably over someone stepping on someone’s shoe or looking at someone the wrong way. I guess we can give them credit for not driving drunk though…right?
Should’ve listened to the 20 girls at the bottom instead of trying to show off for them, bruh! Try to count how many people have their hands on their heads opposed to swimming out to help this kid.
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Yep, that’s a homeless man fighting with a puppet. You wanna lose an eye?! Sir, you know that’s a hand making that mouth move right?
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How much does this guy suck at life? Tries to kill himself with a bullet to the head and now he just looks like he took a Mike Tyson right hook in his sleep. Then, he gets caught beating off with the front door open and fails at trying to burn his apartment complex down. One of the ultimate C’MON MANS!
Side note: Thanks to Terry for this
I don’t feel bad at all for this Chris Tucker sounding dick right here. Yea, this girl sounds nuts but from what I’m picking up she’s not all there in the head in the first place. Dude is just having fun with her at this point because he knows the camera is rolling. Listen playa, you go to Walmart in the middle of Pennsylvania to pick up chicks and of course you’re coming home with Honey Boo Boo’s mom. Allow me to redirect you to THIS SITE for more on that.
Side note: This might be the first time in history a black dude has turned down sex because he was worried about knocking up a chick.
I’m more impressed with how stupid these girls are than their actual twerking. Now go grab that third rail that’s 12 inches from your leg.
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