Category: Funny

Youtube: University of Tennessee had quite the scandal last week when a member of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity was accused of butt chugging wine. The alleged butt chugger was hospitalized with a reported .4 BAC, and the fraternity was eventually suspended. Today, the entire fraternity held a press conference to deny accusations that the accused butt chugger, Alexander P. Broughton, actually butt chugged any wine.

By far one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen in my life! How any of these reporters were able to sit there and listen to this and ask questions with a straight face is beyond me. So you’re upset and embarrassed because your reputation is tarnished and you got suspended so what do you do? Go on national TV and hold a press conference about it?! No. You lay low and wait for America’s A.D.D. to kick in cause after that day, no one will remember or care. I heard about this story last week but to be honest I had no idea what the kid looked like, didn’t know all the details, and to be honest, I thought the story went away. This press conference not only brought the topic up again, but added more comedy and attention than they could have ever ask for.

Listen, when you go to the hospital with a gaping hole in your ass with wine spitting out like a water fountain, it’s hard to say you just had too much to drink.