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That’s it! Thanks for coming folks! I wasn’t wrong when I said maybe she would make a good onside/pooch kicker. And please save me the bullshit of well at least she tried and followed through with what she wanted to do. This is the NFL, not Make A Wish Foundation.
Side note: All I could think of was the scene from Heavyweights ‘Get on the scale, get off the scale!’
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By now most people have already seen the story of this Christmas tree shaped chick. Just waltzing around telling people how she loves that she’s wider than the hallway in her house. Absolutely no way that’s true. As jealous as I am that I’m not forced to electric slide to get from my kitchen to my bedroom, Mikel has to be in more denial than Patriots fans who just lost to the Ravens. She claims every kid she had, her hips just got wider and wider. Does that mean the 4th kid literally fell out? I’m just trying to understand this. Also, you gotta love the exercising part of this video. Two of her girls have to pull her ass off the couch and then they stand there for 2 minutes and dance in spot. How about a 27 mile walk or some shit. Try pulling off a couple lunges without snapping your knees cause standing there twirling a Wii remote ain’t burning the calories off your hips, hun. You know who this realest person in this whole thing was? Daniel Mendoza. “How do you gain that much weight in your ass and not your arms? I would never want to be with a girl like that.” Nailed it!
I was literally gagging while watching this and have no idea how that kid getting puked on is able to sit there and take a beating like this. Somewhere around 90 shots of eggnog and the big boy opened up like a fire hydrant. I’ve never heard of “baby birding” and not sure who would ever be into that kind of thing but then again I’ve seen worse.
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Anyone who is from NYC knows that he absolutely NAILED that subway voice! I really believed him when he said he was the original voice and got fired even though it’s bullshit. 99% of the time I can’t stand these guys and want to pay them just to shut up and get off my train but this guy seems legit.
Side note: Lady sitting down was cracking up the whole time and talking about how good this dude was. When he finished she didn’t even budge for loose change. Typical.
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Walmart is a magical place filled with characters you read about from Where The Wild Things Are. If you choose to go, you’re more than likely to encounter white trash women wearing their children’s clothes, men with face tattoos wearing nothing but thongs, and apparently old grandmas twerkin’ over unbelievable savings. It wouldn’t surprise me if this was a planted video to gain publicity for the store but considering this is one of the more normal things you’d see in a Walmart, I just changed my mind.
If you’ve never been to the People of Walmart website, I recommend you do so and clear your schedule for the day! Click Me.
I don’t get how things can be that bad. Obama is still president, I’m giving away a good portion of my paycheck to help people not have to live off Ramen noodles, and yet Fat Albert is still crying because big bro’s got the munchies and ate his last bag. Buck up big man, things are on the up. Just a word to the wise, careful who you call bitch though cause you’re on a road to bigger problems than noodles if those ratchets hear that shit again.
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