How much must it suck to have a father like this who gets his rocks off filming his horrified son run from human eating chickens? Drop the bird food and it will all be over Pedro!
Category: Funny
Girl On Web Cam Gets A Couple Extra Viewers
Who cares that this is faker than Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison’s marriage. A little T&A on a Thursday never killed anyone.
2-Year Old Dancing To Waka Flaka
As I said yesterday, I might be getting old, but there’s really a rapper called Waka Flaka?? I think that’s funnier than this little gangsta rockin out to his song. Guess I gotta get with the times. There’s an 85% chance this kid lives in the south and his parents are on Teen Mom.
So My Wednesday Was Going Fine…And Then I Came Across This Video
Listen, I’m not there…yet. But does this song sum up my life? Uh, yea. Fuckin friends all getting married and/or having kids. Shit sucks. I however, am going to take the optimistic route and say that I’m the lucky one in this situation. No kids, no relationship drama, just kickin back living the dream. Right?
Kid Trips Across Finish Line, Proceeds To Worm
Props to this kid for having such a disastrous fall, only to go with the flow and start worming across the finish line. Kid should win for style points alone. “Oh my God, Christian is so funny!” If it he didn’t land right on his dick, I’d say he was gettin’ laid right after this event.
Side note: Was this the Special Games or does it just look like these kids are running in slow motion?
Cricket Player Takes 86MPH Fastball To The Nuts
I couldn’t tell you the first thing about Cricket and it looks as boring as baseball, but watching a guy take an 86 MPH heater to the nuts is always good entertainment. Where the hell are the fans and why can you hear everything like we’re on the 18th hole of Augusta…so many questions. Gotta love Rick Vaughn’s comment to the batter. “It must have hurt but I’m not saying sorry.” Love that guy.
Cracked Out Chick Carries On Relations With Palm Tree
This is one hell of a love/hate relationship. One second they are making out like high school kids and the next she’s slapping the poor Giving Tree like he let 3 other chicks swing from him. The sad part here is that there’s a music festival going on and there’s a musician trying to compete with a looney toon sucking face with a palm tree. No contest. The side shows are always better than the circus!
Superheroes Booty Dancing Kicking Off The Weekend
The birthday boy will never look at DC Comics the same again. Have a safe weekend everyone!
Old Grandma Tries To Take The Cinnamon Challenge; Hint…Epic Fail
Holyyyyyy shit! This piece of gold hit the white trash trifecta on the nose! Facial tattoos, half naked people, and swearing grandmas with no teeth. Simply amazing! The sounds that come out of this old bags mouth are just horrifying. At one point she sounded like a 1 week old baby crying and the next she was coughing like she had been working in a mine for 30 years. And those teeth didn’t fall out on accident! That gummy bear went into panic mode and evacuated everything in her mouth as quickly as she could.
Supposedly, this grandma is 60-years old and I’m not at all surprised that she looks 85. That’s what 45 years of drinking, smoking, and drugs will do to the human body. Sorry grandma, you do not get $50 and get those chiclets off the floor before the dog comes and buries them in the backyard.
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