Posts Tagged ‘Fight’

And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

Posted: June 23, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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That’s how you start off a Monday!




Well, That’s One Way To End A Goose Fight

Posted: June 19, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Yesterday we had a swarm of ducks take over the streets of some random country and today we have geese fighting in a parking lot brawl. I’m not sure what this blog is turning into anymore. That being said, the ending of this is why I posted it. Such a plot twist that I had to watch it a few more times.




Soccer Coach Wins Dive Of The Year

Posted: June 10, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny, Sports
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With the World Cup right around the corner and every American about to become the biggest soccer fan of their life, I felt this was only fitting to post. Just look at the delayed reaction–the dramatic fall to the ground. I’ve seen videos of Taliban members getting sniped to the ground less dramatic than this. Isn’t this the point where someone just throws some of that magic spray on his neck and he gets up completely fine?



Side note: Can’t wait to see all of this shit for the next few weeks:




I just watched that correctly, right? Dude just got crushed by a canoe paddle 3 times and just tries to walk it off?? How you gonna go down after that by a lousy push? Regardless, you know the Jim Ross treatment is coming on this one.





Just A Typical Night Home On The Metro North

Posted: May 19, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Fights
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Anyone who lives in NYC area knows what it’s like to take the Long Island Rail Road or Metro North home on a Saturday night. This is it–amateur hour. My guess is this was probably over someone stepping on someone’s shoe or looking at someone the wrong way. I guess we can give them credit for not driving drunk though…right?


Internet Troll: a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people,by posting inflammatory,extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a forum, chat room, or blog) with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional responseor of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

Now with that being said, our poor stripper friends are getting their asses handed to them in yesterday’s troll of the day. I was literally watching the comments pop up on the post in real-time with a bag of popcorn just laughing my ass off. You know how you kill an internet troll? You don’t respond and give them ammo. These people were feeding the beast the entire time and he was dropping line after line on them–memes included. I know it’s a lot to read through but it’s all amazing. I promise you this is real and the last names have been blurred to protect those involved. Enjoy!

Side note: I have no goddamn idea what the original post was all about so don’t ask!


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Jay-Z Attacked By Solange Knowles At The Met Gala

Posted: May 12, 2014 by subwaycreatures in News
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Gawker: According to video obtained by TMZ, Beyoncé’s sister Solange attacked Jay-Z in an elevator at an after-party for last week’s Met Gala. TMZ’s sources said the attack took place at the Standard Hotel, just after the Gala ended. It’s unclear what prompted the attack, but in the video you can see Solange approach Jay-Z—yelling, according to TMZ—before shoving, pushing, and then kicking him as he stands next to Beyoncé. At one point, another man in the elevator, possibly a bodyguard, tries to hold her back but she still gets off one more kick, which a very calm Jay-Z catches. TMZ also notes that the man hits a button in the elevator—possibly to prevent the elevator from opening mid-fight in front of the party.


Welp, I guess this is why you pay for a bodyguard to follow you around all the time–in case your sister in-law decides to go all Jean Claude van Damme on you. What could Jay-Z possibly have done to warrant this? The dude is one of the most calm cool collected people in the world. Whatever it was she didn’t look too happy and I’m sure Christmas at the Knowles residence is gonna be a little weird.

Side note: Shouts to that bodyguard for hitting the elevator button to keep the doors closed. 



The FDNY/NYPD Charity Hockey Game Went Well This Weekend

Posted: April 7, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Sports
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Christ Almighty! I’m not sure if the NYPD took a bigger beating from the fight or the fans? It’s just good to see unity among New Yorkers once again.

Side note: I don’t think Nassau Colosseum has seen this many people in attendance for a hockey game since the 1980s.




Homeless Man Picks A Fight With Puppet In The Subway

Posted: March 24, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Funny
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Yep, that’s a homeless man fighting with a puppet. You wanna lose an eye?! Sir, you know that’s a hand making that mouth move right?

Two Crippled Kids Fighting Is Pretty Entertaining

Posted: February 28, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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What are the chances a kid missing his left leg meets a kid missing his right leg? I guess pretty high when it takes place in a third world country where land mines are as common as potholes in NYC. If this were a Special Olympic event, I would absolutely tune in. Wait, are those games even televised?