And Your Caption Contest Winner Is…

Ashley G. – “May I have your attention please. I’m raising money for my basketball team by selling these anime porn pillows. Would you like to support my basketball team?”

There were a bunch a great entries this week but for anyone who has ever rode a subway train in NYC, you’ve seen the kids selling candy for their basketball team. Nailed it on this one. Think you can do better? Join the next caption contest by “LIKING” CitySubwayCreatures on Facebook and every Thursday we will have a new picture. Thanks for everyone who participated!

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Man Crashes Car, Strips Naked, And Carjacks Others

 

Victims first answer, bath salts. That’s what the media has done to us. Bath salts and zombies. I’ve seen the movie “Falling Down” and maybe this guy was just having one of those days. Either way Arizona is gonna throw the book at him and Sheriff Arpaio will have him in a pink jump suit slaving away in the desert sun.

Cracked Out Chick Carries On Relations With Palm Tree

 

This is one hell of a love/hate relationship. One second they are making out like high school kids and the next she’s slapping the poor Giving Tree like he let 3 other chicks swing from him. The sad part here is that there’s a music festival going on and there’s a musician trying to compete with a looney toon sucking face with a palm tree. No contest. The side shows are always better than the circus!

 

Is This Couple Not A Match Made in Hell?

 

No, this is not Halloween…this is Saturday night at 2am in the NYC subway. The only thing more shocking in this video to me is the fact that whoever is the cameraman is able to sit across from these walks of life that call themselves humans. How can this person stomach this shit. They are popping and peeling the skin from each others faces. Have some more Meth you disgusting fucks! If I was even the least bit curious about doing Meth, this just sealed the deal for me tighter than a nuns pussy. Scared straight! If I were ever in this position everyone has the ‘all clear’ to push me in front of the next in coming L train. Unbelievable that people like this really exist.