Category: Funny

I Could Watch A Fat Chick Roll Around In The Ocean Tide All Day

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When it takes 7 grown men to drag your heffer body out of ankle deep water to keep you from drowning, you really need to start making some life changes. Monica was rolling down the beach into that water as if the Earth had changed it’s axis and tilted the other way. Darwin’s Theory at it’s best.

Side note: Cameraman’s great line “She’s gonna end up drowning.” And I have it ALL on camera.

I Have No Idea How Innocent People Are Killed Now That I’ve Seen Our U.S. Drones In Action

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Let’s put aside the fact that these things look like something my 12 year old sister put together in science class for a second. Which part of these drones are worth $35,000? That Kamikaze guidance system or the Captain Sully landing gear? No wonder these things have the accuracy of Shaq at the free throw line, they probably get picked off by the Taliban’s kids holding slingshots. What ever happened to these things:

Busta Rhymes Has To Shit…And He’s Gonna Let You Know It

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Since when does Busta have traps on traps on traps? He’s been out of the game for a while but I think it’s clear what he’s been up to. Dude is bigger than his security guard. Incredible Hulkin’ on these female fans is not the best way to get back in the limelight but then again what else can you do when rap music is dead?