Here’s what’s hard for me to understand. Since when were the trains in Asia so empty!? This is what I’m used to seeing over there:
Tag: train
There’s No Possible Way Anyone Loves Trains More Than This Guy
Saw this going viral real quick so thought I’d throw it up. The disturbing part of all this is that you can literally hear this guy jizz his pants over Thomas the Tank Engine. If my toes curl and I get goosebumps over a train blasting it’s horn, you have every right to push me in front of it.
Kid Makes Last Minute Escape From Under Moving Train
Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place. No idea how this asshole got under the train in the first place but that was one ballsy move getting out. I’m sure he’s glad his friend could put down the camera and cigarette to help out.
So Playing Chicken With Subway Trains Is The New Teen Craze In NYC?
I just don’t get kids these days. I’ve recently heard stories from kids sticking vodka covered tampons up their asses to actually drinking hand sanitizer straight from the bottle. Now this shit? Since when was the bar set so high? When I was a kid we did bong hits called “Waterfalls” that basically rendered you paralyzed for about an hour, you got hungry and munched out, called it a night and passed out. That was a “wild” night for me. Call me old fashioned but fuck sticking things up my ass, drinking chemicals, or playing Red Rover with subway trains.
Woman’s Ass Eats Subway Pole
Really hope you weren’t expecting some sexy 20-something in this video. Quite contrary. If there’s one thing I hate most on the subway, it’s when people lean up against the poles like they own them. When the pole disappears entirely because someone is leaning against it…forget it!
I Apologize In Advance For Posting This Fight, But It Happened In The Subway
Tons of fight clips popping up today and I wouldn’t even consider this one of them. I was seriously debating on even posting this since it was so pathetic/boring but then I remembered that this is CitySubwayCreatures and I have to. Even the people on the train were booing in disappointment when it breaks up. But anyway, the Mega Millions is closing in on $600,000,000 people!
Homeless Dude Pisses On Subway In Brooklyn
Wow…New York fo’ real!
Yea, thanks DMX, we know. Bums pissing on the subway ARE fo’ real. See and smell this shit every day in the goddamn subway. Believe it or not it’s partly what inspired CitySubwayCreatures. Just change cars and move on with your day.
NYC Idiot Subway Surfs Outside Of The J Train, A MUST SEE!!!
WTSP.com:
One man’s thrill-seeking antics on a subway train are sparking a crackdown on what’s known as “subway surfing.” And as CBS 2’s Kathryn Brown reports, it was all caught on video. They were some of the luckiest moments of a man’s life – the day he decided to try what’s known as “subway surfing” … and live to tell about it. Stunned straphangers riding the J train captured the stunt on their cell phonesand later posted it to YouTube. Some were concerned it was an emergency until they saw the man interacting with them. He’s seen grinning and putting his fingers to his lips. The man’s high-speed antics are part of a recent underground trend where thrill-seekers latch onto the outside of moving trains – risking their own lives as well as others. “I think it’s stupid and crazy,” subway rider Brandon Santori told Brown. The Metropolitan Transportation Authority agrees, calling the man’s actions both stupid and dangerous in a statement: “We have referred it to the transit bureau of the NYPD for investigation.” However, this incident was far from being an isolated incident. The fad is growing in popularity. The MTA has launched a campaign warning riders not to try this – something, you might think, would be common sense. Police confirmed Tuesday night people have been killed attempting these kinds of dangerous stunts, but neither the MTA nor NYPD keep track of those statistics.
Finally! A true subway creature! I blogged about subway surfing a while back but this takes it to another level. What do you possibly have to be on to think this is a great idea. To be honest, I agree with this guy recording, I kinda like this dude. If I die, I die! Just riding the outside of that train like he’s in a new Lethal Weapon movie. And then the little subway rat jumps into a doorway and starts running around the inside of the wall. Who is this guy? Hell yea I wanna Facebook him!
Who is this Guy?!
So there’s a new documentary on HBO called SUPERHEROES about morons who literally dress up and “protect” the streets of the cities they live in. Just like Jersey Shore, I couldn’t stop watching it even though it was the most ridiculous shit to ever take place in America (I say that loosely). Literally, gay crime fighters walking the streets like hookers on a Saturday night trying to bait people into rape, skateboarding at 4 am in Brooklyn, etc. etc. All the while local police laughing at them in their face. I must say though, my favorite by far was Master Legend:
ML drinks on the job, hits on chicks at bars, and carries an ice cube launcher. Not only does he NEED his own show, but I want to know how he has time to save the world in between crushing all the local pussy in downtown Orlando, FL. I don’t mean to get so side tracked but there’s a point to this. Master Legend must have been on vacation in Spain and saved this dude’s life on the tracks cause look at how calm and cool that guy is. Drunk dude knocked out on tracks? I got this. Train coming? Don’t rush me. Get the guy to safety? Done and done. I know I always say this but it seriously looks like a clip from a Hollywood movie. And if you ever come across Master Legend, he probably just saved your life and you didn’t even know it.
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