Question Of The Day: Would You Bang A Chick Who Literally Looked Like A Doll?

 

Yes, this chick who makes Heidi Montag look normal really exists. Now the question is, would you?

After thinking long and hard about it for 2 seconds I’m going with yes. I know it’s creepy as shit since she really looks like a doll but in the end, she does have a pulse right? The thing I’m curious about is do the doll features come with it? Like dolls don’t talk or make noise and they don’t move unless you actually make them move. That might be a deal breaker. Nothing worse than a dead fish in the sack and I don’t know that I would be up for all that work. If anything, would make a great story to tell your friends.

Side note: I know all we’re talking about here is P in V, but imagine bringing this shit home to Mom?

So My Wednesday Was Going Fine…And Then I Came Across This Video

 

Listen, I’m not there…yet. But does this song sum up my life? Uh, yea. Fuckin friends all getting married and/or having kids. Shit sucks. I however, am going to take the optimistic route and say that I’m the lucky one in this situation. No kids, no relationship drama, just kickin back living the dream. Right?

Kid Trips Across Finish Line, Proceeds To Worm

 

Props to this kid for having such a disastrous fall, only to go with the flow and start worming across the finish line. Kid should win for style points alone. “Oh my God, Christian is so funny!” If it he didn’t land right on his dick, I’d say he was gettin’ laid right after this event.

 

Side note: Was this the Special Games or does it just look like these kids are running in slow motion?