"People watch from the safety of your phone"
How annoying are these people? And by ‘these people’ I mean anyone who holds the subway doors when you’re already 10 minutes late for work. I’ve been on trains before where girls block the doors while 4 of their friends are still trying to get through the turnstiles. It’s annoying as hell and there’s pretty much only one way to deal with these people:
Nothing like a huge hailstorm to light your beach up like Normandy in 1944. A beach on the river just past the bridge is so Russia it hurts.
Side note: What in the hell was this lady doing that took her so long to get in? When there are 75MPH golf ball-sized hail stones flying at your head you might wanna MOVE IT!
Wildlife aside, lakes gross me out in the first place. Between the shit you find at the bottom mixed with the murky, shitty water you just never know what you’re going to come across. Now I guess we can add 20 foot snakes that have the potential to eat your children to that list. I’ve seen all the ‘Anaconda’ movies and I know how this plays out. If I’m a Lake Hopatcong resident I’m going on an extensive vacation til this thing is killed by J-Lo and Ice Cube.
Gawker: A three-year-old Filipino girl pronounced dead last week did a strange thing at her funeral ceremony yesterday: she woke up. The Philippine Star reports on the incident, which was publicized after a video of the funeral went viral and confirmed by the local police department: [Police inspector Heidi] Teelan said while they were not the proper authority to confirm the medical case, but based on the accounts of the child’s parents, the 3-year old girl experienced severe fever for days and was brought to the clinic in the town for medical attention last Friday. “During that time, the attending clinic personnel and physician confirmed that the young patient had no more pulse and was clinically dead last Saturday morning about 9 a.m.,” Teelan said. An attendee saw the unnamed girl’s head move while arranging the coffin. Someone then checked the girl’s pulse and found that she was alive. The girl was given water, taken back to a medical clinic for evaluation, and returned to her family home. According to Teelan, the police “can not make confirmation on the status” of the girl, but believe she remains “in a state of comatose” at the house.
Well that was a close one, huh? I guess thankfully they’re not embalming bodies in the Philippines either. Pretty sure this is how superheroes are created–or shit, maybe the villains too.
There’s been a lot of shit going on in the subway this past week but none that really top what happened on the Q train yesterday. Some ratchet chick decided to turn a pretty empty car into a fuckin’ slip-n-slide. Yes, she was sliding around the floor of the subway car on her stomach like a massive walrus. I believe one commenter put it the best way possible: I think she just caught the herpagonasyphilaids. Ha! She would be lucky if that’s all she got.
Hallelujah! My prayers have been answered. Can’t begin to tell you how annoying these little bastards are. I’ve been on crowded subway cars before where they actually tell people they can’t stand/sit in certain spots so they can perform. Then, as they are climbing all over the poles they narrowly miss kicking people in the face. Listen, I get that they are just trying to make a buck and the tourists eat this shit up but enough is enough. You wanna make money dancing on poles? I heard you make a lot of money in NY strip clubs these days. And don’t even give me the ‘it’s better than them selling drugs on the street’ bullshit. No kidding but so is GETTING A REAL JOB. Go join a dance team or after school group if you want to express yourself artistically by dancing.
Side note: I have to say though, an arrest on your record seems a little extreme for this. Wouldn’t a ticket suffice?
Reason #3,241 NOT to have kids. I don’t know if this woman is his mother or not but I’m blaming her for this shit. Kid needs to be cracked in the face for this behavior. Nothing wrong with flexing a little muscle every now and then. Even the guy off camera knew the kid must be on some kind of meds. And if he really did take his medication today, then I think we need to up the dosage, stat!
Now I’m not sure if people are filling these things with helium or what but why is this all of the sudden happening all over? Bouncy houses have been around forever and only until now are they blowing away like a tumbleweed in the desert. Just last month a bouncy house in NY launched 50 feet in the air dropping a kid on a parked car and luckily no one was seriously injured. Same goes for this one. Is this the end of the bouncy house as we know it?
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Sao Paulo – As a claustrophobic person I can tell you that this is my ultimate nightmare. Not sure how far that drop is over the side of the balcony but I would certainly contemplate jumping. If this is what the subway looks like a couple weeks prior to the World Cup then I don’t even want to imagine what it will look like come the first game. Forget a terrorist bomb–getting crushed to death would be my main fear!
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