"People watch from the safety of your phone"
So by now hopefully most of our readers understand where the idea of this website came from. Friday we had rats running up women’s pants and now we got Kid Cudi and his white friend jumping from platform to platform. The shit that goes on down there rarely makes sense but as long as it’s documented, who cares?
Sidenote: Never seen the subway this empty since Cloverfield. The fuck is going on?
Listen, 6 cannibal stories in one week is not what we call par for the course so I’m riding this out of control ‘zombie’ train until it crashes and burns. Bath salts are a good start to pointing the finger but I’m pretty sure people are just sick and crazy worldwide.
Take Freddy here for example. Took bath salts until Jason Voorhees hopped in his head and he had to be strapped down to a gurney, tripping like he was on the boat from Willy Wonka’s Factory. No thanks.
Possibly the worst way to waste 2 minutes of my life. At least I didn’t pay for a ticket to watch this in the audience like the rest of these clown dicks.
There’s a lot of things you shouldn’t do drunk, cheerleading in the bar is definitely one of them.
Minus the props, I have a couple friends like this. Old as fuck still getting pampered at home. Not sure they go as far as having their psycho mothers change their diapers but let’s just say they are still dependent on the little things. This show has gotta be one of the scariest shows on TV. Some of the other stories they do are bad but this has got to be the most horrifying one I’ve seen. Straight up reminds me of Francis from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. Guy has issues beyond therapy and he shouldn’t be allowed out of his crib. Perfect girl for this guy? Courtney Stodden only because I feel like they are mentally on the same level and she clearly likes creeps. For the second part of the video click here.
Most disturbing line: I feel like when I’m wearing a diaper, it’s a constant hug from Mommy.
Just look at’em. The youth. The charm. The sex appeal. The pineapple figures. How can anyone resist? How the hell can you not get by on state pension checks but hooking as a grandma is doing the job? Fuck is wrong with some of these countries? Anyway, not a documentary I’ll put at the top of my Netflix queue any time soon.
Loud sex, barking dogs, construction workers, etc. are all disadvantages of living in an apartment in the city. I know, trust me. Not for nothing but you just did this guy a huge service. Putting that shit on the ‘internets’ is funny but if I were this guy, I’d send that link to everyone I knew and brag about it for the next year. Yea, did you hear that? That’s my doing WORK, son! You think this is going to make him stop?! No, no, my friend. You just opened Pandora’s Box!
Wanna hear what this guy listened to all night? Click here
So call me old but a double suicide tequila shot? Is this what the kids are doing these days? Snort a rail of salt, down a double shot of tequila, and squirt a lemon in your eye…hmmmm. And where does that get me exactly? Shit, in college we used to do “strikeouts” aka “cannonballs” which consisted of taking a bong rip, holding it in while you did a shot of whiskey and chugged a beer, then blew the smoke out. At least each one of those ingredients got you messed up without doing permanent damage to your eyes or nose. Can someone please explain to me what the point of this is? Why not just punch me in the face and we’ll call it a day.
It’s a weird game, you never know. -Pat Sajak
I just don’t get kids these days. I’ve recently heard stories from kids sticking vodka covered tampons up their asses to actually drinking hand sanitizer straight from the bottle. Now this shit? Since when was the bar set so high? When I was a kid we did bong hits called “Waterfalls” that basically rendered you paralyzed for about an hour, you got hungry and munched out, called it a night and passed out. That was a “wild” night for me. Call me old fashioned but fuck sticking things up my ass, drinking chemicals, or playing Red Rover with subway trains.
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