MUST SEE: IllumiRoom Will Turn Your Entire Room Into A Gaming Experience

 

Microsoft: IllumiRoom uses a Kinect for Windows camera and a projector to blur the lines between on-screen content and the environment we live in allowing us to combine our virtual and physical worlds. For example, our system can change the appearance of the room, induce apparent motion, extend the field of view, and enable entirely new game experiences. Our system uses the appearance and the geometry of the room (captured by Kinect) to adapt the projected visuals in real-time without any need to custom pre-process the graphics. What you see in the videos below has been captured live and is not the result of any special effects added in post production.

 

Holy shit what a day on as what my dad calls the Interweb! Digital ice cubes that tell you when you’re too drunk, old granny pop lock and droppin at Walmart, and now this. As I’ve stated in the past I’m not a gamer but I just might have to get back into it. Dim the lights, hit the bowl, and press play! I might even throw the game on demo mode and sit back and watch. If gamers didn’t leave their houses before, they sure as fuck aren’t now!

Digital Ice Cubes Warn You Before Blacking Out

 

EliteDaily: Last fall, MIT graduate student Dhairya Dand had too much to drink at a campus party, and woke up in the emergency room seven hours later after blacking out. Rather than slowing down, he decided to create a digital ice cube that warns people before they black out. The 23-year-old studying at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology invented the digital ice cubes to measure how drunk he is to avoid a similar situation in the future. The cubes are made from gelatin and implanted with infrared transmitters, accelerometers and LED lights that change color from green to yellow to red, depending on how quickly he’s imbibing booze and how much he’s had. The accelerometers measure the number of sips one is taking, giving an estimate of the user’s blood alcohol content, which is said to be about 80 percent accurate. If the user continues to drink despite the red light, the digital ice cube will send a text message to his friends saying that he should be taken home. The idea came to him, he said, after he was ordered to write a 20 page research paper about the dangers of binge drinking after he got into trouble with the university administration for his drunken night.

 

Yea great idea Dhairya, ya fuckin’ cock block. Just cause you pissed your pants in a hospital bed one night doesn’t mean you have to ruin it for the rest of us. Now not only do I get to look forward to a red light going off in a hot mess’s drink, but I get to deal with her BFFE showing up asking me why I’m dragging her lifeless friend out of the bar by her foot. Let’s not forget that some of us drink to forget on purpose. As my one friend said, at least we still have Molly!

Would You Rather…

This week’s Would You Rather was inspired by the escalator accident that took place on Monday

Would You Rather…

Be locked in a movie theater watching Inception with a drunken Snooki and Deena and you cannot leave until they understand the entire movie

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OR

Have to walk up a half mile long escalator going the wrong direction at a little faster speed than normal knowing that eternal hell is at the bottom?

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Old Granny Twerks All Over Walmart

 

Walmart is a magical place filled with characters you read about from Where The Wild Things Are. If you choose to go, you’re more than likely to encounter white trash women wearing their children’s clothes, men with face tattoos wearing nothing but thongs, and apparently old grandmas twerkin’ over unbelievable savings. It wouldn’t surprise me if this was a planted video to gain publicity for the store but considering this is one of the more normal things you’d see in a Walmart, I just changed my mind.

If you’ve never been to the People of Walmart website, I recommend you do so and clear your schedule for the day! Click Me.

 

Kid Goes Ape Shit Over Eaten Noodles

 

I don’t get how things can be that bad. Obama is still president, I’m giving away a good portion of my paycheck to help people not have to live off Ramen noodles, and yet Fat Albert is still crying because big bro’s got the munchies and ate his last bag. Buck up big man, things are on the up. Just a word to the wise, careful who you call bitch though cause you’re on a road to bigger problems than noodles if those ratchets hear that shit again.

Brent Musburger And Kirk Herbstreit Made A Mess In The Press Box Last Night

 

Introducing Katharine Webb. Former Miss Alabama, AJ McCarron’s girlfriend, and now frequent visitor of Brent Musburger and Kirk Herbstreit’s spank bank. How awkward and unnecessary was that little break in the action? Don’t get me wrong, showing her cheering in the stands and explaining who she is was fine in my book, but when you go to the lengths these guys did, it gets a little weird. Almost makes you wonder if they forgot they were on air. I guess they needed to do whatever they could to take the focus off of the raping that was occuring on the field.

Side note: By the sound of his voice, it would not surprise me if Brent was unzipped and choking himself with his microphone chord the very next commercial break.