Tag: Fight

Bully Takes Baseball Bat To The Head

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Ding! That sound kinda reminds me of opening day in Little League, right? Like when you get your first hit of the season and the butterflies go away and you know it’s gonna be an all star year at third base. Although in this case Ding! means you’re probably gonna do 2-4 years for assault with a deadly weapon unless you can pull off some miraculous self defense angle. The worst part about it is that after Canseco-ing this kid to the head, he dropped the bat and let the dead kid’s friend tee of on him a couple times. As long as you nailed one, you might as well take’em all down. Especially the cameraman who’s got your whole trial on his iPhone.

Guy Pulls Samurai Sword On Punk Kids On Light Rail

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Is carrying a samurai sword even street legal? I don’t know what the laws are for that but I can tell you right now that if this geek pulled a 2 1/2 foot sword on my ass I’m walking away too. You know this kid has been waiting for this day to go down his whole life. This was his wet dream come true and even though he came in his pants, he’s forever known as the Light Rail Katana Kid.

Zombie Apocalypse Continues In The Subway As Man Bites Off Passenger’s Ear

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If you don’t have the strength the push a 67 year old geriatric off you while he eats your dignity and other Asians take pictures like they’re in Times Square, then you deserve to lose your ear as well as your balls. Scary scenario but come on, you’re 40 years younger!

Man With One Arm Fights Man With Two Arms…Who You Got?

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I have all the respect in the world for MMA fighters. Simply out of their fucking minds to take the kinds of beatings they do for a living and at the end of the day, some are just getting by financially. But I mean you HAVE to call it quits when you lose to a dude with one arm, right? I mean, this is what you do for a living and you just went night-night to a guy who has a total disadvantage. I’m not trying to act like I know everything about the sport but when a guy is missing half his left arm, doesn’t that mean he can’t protect that side of his head? Don’t you throw right hooks all day long?

I Apologize In Advance For Posting This Fight, But It Happened In The Subway

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Tons of fight clips popping up today and I wouldn’t even consider this one of them. I was seriously debating on even posting this since it was so pathetic/boring but then I remembered that this is CitySubwayCreatures and I have to. Even the people on the train were booing in disappointment when it breaks up. But anyway, the Mega Millions is closing in on $600,000,000 people!