Tag: New York City

Leave It Up To The NY Post To Release This Cover On Their Paper This Morning

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Gawker: A freelance photographer working for the New York Post on an unrelated assignment happened to be standing on the 49th Street station platform when 58-year-old Queens resident Ki Suk Han was suddenly pushed onto the tracks by an as-yet-unidentified assailant. The photographer, R. Umar Abbasi, snapped at least two photos of Han before he was run over by the downtown Q train. The married father-of-one sustained critical injuries and was later pronounced dead at Roosevelt Hospital. One of the haunting photos Abbasi took graces the front page of the Post this morning, incurring the ire of readers who want to know why no help was extended to the injured Han in lieu of capturing the moment for posterity. Abbasi claims that he was using his camera’s flash to warn the train’s conductor, possibly suggesting that the photos were incidental. The Post further defends Abbasi, saying he wasn’t strong enough to lift Han off the tracks.

Here is the fight moments before the accident:

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Nothing like waking up and grabbing a paper to see Glenn from The Walking Dead about to get lit up by an incoming Q train. I have a feeling that Umar Abbasi was trying to alert the conductor as much as the 9/11 terrorists were trying to safely land those planes, but that’s just me. Gotta love New Yorkers though, right? Guy falls onto the tracks and everyone pulls out their iPhones to snap pictures like Asians in Times Square. Ki Suk Han may not have been saved but at least there will be enough pictures to create a flip book of the entire incident. And I don’t know what the pre-push argument was over, but no one deserves to be pushed onto the subway tracks…with a train coming…at 25 MPH…weighing a cajillion tons.

 

 

Wanna Use The Battery Tunnel In NYC? Hope You Have A Submarine

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Still no power to lower Manhattan, still no signs of subway’s getting back up running, and I’m turning into Jack Nicholson in The Shining from cabin fever. But this video from the MTA just goes to show you how much longer things could stay this way. Just looks like a scene from the movie Daylight. At what point do we send Sly Stallone in there to pull the drain plug on this party?

Typical Douche Boston Fan Licks Entire Subway Railing For $1

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Kid’s parents must be proud. I’m 99.9% sure a homeless bum wouldn’t even do this for $1. You know why? Because even a bum knows that he touches that railing everyday gimping into the subway after sifting through garbage with his hand down his pants. $1 doesn’t even get you half way to paying your subway fare so you still have 2 railings to go shithead. Hope it was worth it cause your mouth is now as clean as Magic Johnson’s dick while inside Pamela Anderson’s pussy. If anyone recognizes this subway entrance please share with us so I can never go in it ever again.

Side note: I no longer blame the Asians for wearing gloves and masks all over NYC and I give this kid one week to live.

New Photos Of Empire State Building Shooter [Warning Graphic]

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Gawker: Tipster Vladimir Dusil sent us these images of the body of a man who allegedly opened fire outside the Empire State Building earlier this morning. The alleged shooter, who was killed by police on the scene, has been identified as Jeffrey Johnson, a 53-year-old women’s accessories designer who’d been laid off from his job at Hazan Imports. He apparently shot and killed a former coworker before being chased and shot by police; as these photos show, he’s said to have been wearing a grey suit. The scene’s other victims, it’s now believed, were likely hit by stray police bullets — as has been pointed out, Johnson’s gun only held eight bullets, three of which he used on his former manager. And yet nine people were shot.

 

Not a cool way to start the weekend…

Another Guy Fakes Being Famous In NYC

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I’ve seen this so many times in NYC now that I can’t believe people still fall for it. ‘Celebrities’ just wandering through the heart of Times Square. Cause if I were a celebrity that’s exactly where I would want to be! And Spiderman?! Have these people even seen Spiderman?? If anything I’m thinking he looks more like a downy version of Seth McFarlane.

NYPD Officer Body Slams Turnstile Jumper In Subway

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Apparently, this kid was caught jumping the turnstile in Brooklyn and when frisked by a police officer, he made a sudden move that made the cop suplex him. I’m not saying whether or not it was excessive force but the kid and the bystanders definitely found NYPD’s kryptonite…Spanish.
Whole story http://elitedaily.com/elite/2012/nyc-cop-body-slams-teen-paying-subway-fare-video/

Parkour Kids Jump NYC Subway Platform

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So by now hopefully most of our readers understand where the idea of this website came from. Friday we had rats running up women’s pants and now we got Kid Cudi and his white friend jumping from platform to platform. The shit that goes on down there rarely makes sense but as long as it’s documented, who cares?

Sidenote: Never seen the subway this empty since Cloverfield. The fuck is going on?

NYC Rat Finds A New Home Up Woman’s Pant Leg

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DailyMail: A woman was forced to drop her trousers in the middle of a packed rush hour subway train when a rat ran up her trouser leg. Ana Vargas, 40, was sitting in the train at 7.50am as it approached New York’s Columbus Circle station when the terrifying rodent suddenly crawled up her leg. The hotel supervisor said she initially thought it was her trousers moving until she realised she was being attacked. Despite violently shaking her trousers, the large rodent still didn’t drop out. ‘I said, “Oh, my God — it’s an animal on my leg”‘ , she told New York Daily News. ‘I was shaking, but nothing was coming out . . . I had to pull my pants down in front of everyone on the train.’ Thankfully, Mrs Vargas’ blushes were saved when three men tried to shield her from flashing people in the carriage. ‘I grabbed his head, because he was scratching me, she said. ‘I didn’t want it to bite.’ As the train stopped, Mrs Vargas – who works at the Doubletree by Hilton Hotel – dropped the rat and ran for help in a state of shock. She describes being extremely nervous and was shaking and shivering following the incident on Friday. Police officers were called to the scene along with paramedics who took her to the Roosevelt Hospital. She was treated by doctors for scratches to her thigh and leg. She also described feeling a burning sensation. Mrs Vargas was given a Tetanus shot before being released from the hospital. The rat could not be found after the incident, which has left Mrs Vargas traumatised and fearful about using the subway to get to work every day. Following the rat attack, extra inspections have been carried out on the subway network. MTA – which manages the subways – said it regularly cleaned subway cars and platforms which could attract rodents. The agency also said passengers can help by not eating food in the subways and throwing litter in rubbish bins.

 

Fuckin’ NYC rats! Arguably the most fearless, disease ridden creatures in the world. Don’t blame Ana Vargas for one second here. One of these fuckers runs up my pants and they can keep’em. Don’t even want them back. Yea, I’ll walk home in my underwear cause that’s nothing compared to what I’d contract from a rat gnawing on my leg. You know what that burning sensation is on your leg, Ana? Probably some rare, untreatable disease that that rat had from chewing on a dead homeless man’s body. No thanks!