Olivia Sprauer, AKA Victoria James, Is The Teacher Who Got Fired For Being Too Hot [NSFWish PHOTOS]

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HuffPost: Two weeks ago, Olivia Sprauer was a freshman English teacher at Florida’s Martin County High School. Now she’s being courted by lingerie companies, trade shows and Hustler magazine. It all started when Sprauer, who models under the name Victoria James, was forced to resign after the principal obtained one of the 26-year-old’s bikini photos. Sprauer told The Huffington Post on Monday that parents and students upset over her resignation sent in anonymous complaints to local media. The story went viral after it was picked up by HuffPost and other outlets. Now, Sprauer is busy trying to cash in on her newfound notoriety. “It blows my mind,” Sprauer told HuffPost. “No way did I think the story would be as big as it was. Someone sent me a story about me in Greek. It’s bizarre.” Sprauer has also gotten words of encouragement from some of her former students via her social media accounts. “They are happy and excited for me,” Sprauer said. The Florida resident said she’s upped her hourly rate for modeling gigs and has been hit with a slew of job opportunities, including the aforementioned Hustler magazine offer, which she said she plans to respectfully decline. “I don’t do spread-eagle shots for the camera, so I don’t think Hustler is going to work out,” she said. But Sprauer also said she has started doing more nude work since she left her teaching job and she’d like to do a shoot with Playboy. She’s also set to launch a new website, MissVictoriaJames.com, in the next week. The extra attention hasn’t been all good for the English major turned viral star. “Unfortunately, I have been contacted by some shady people I’ve worked with who are trying to make a name for themselves by attempting to malign my reputation,” Sprauer said, declining to be more specific. But, “for the most part,” Sprauer said, her time in the spotlight has been a positive experience. “It’s not like I’m not enjoying it,” she said. “I’m just trying to handle it all.”

 

Holy smokes! I would certainly fail English in that class if this was my teacher cause no way in hell I would be able to pay attention. You know this is the way ‘Merica works. Olivia will now bask in her 15 minutes, maybe get a reality show, make a sex tape, and live off her millions for getting fired. Sonofabitch.

How Bad Do You Want To Do This To The People Who Hold The Subway Doors?

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Stand clear of the closing doors motherfucker! Can’t tell you how many times I’ve wanted to do this in the subway going somewhere. Chick barely gets on the train as the doors close and she stands there holding them while her friends are taking their damn time swiping their cards through the turnstile. Problem is usually it’s the ratchiest of the ratchet chicks that pull this shit who would absolutely kick my ass. The other problem is that even if I punted the chick off the train, the doors would probably fling back open and stay open. Why can’t the trains just leave anyway?

Two Older People Smoke A Joint On No Other Train Than The J Line In NYC

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Ah yes, the good ol’ J train. I believe that’s the subway line that starts at the devil’s taint, makes stops in third world countries such as Afghanistan and North Korea, and then somehow ends up in lower Manhattan. Always something to see as apparent by this video. No one to tell these old folks otherwise and it looks like no one even cares. And thank you Prince Nasty and Nego Yams for that thrilling commentary and vertical video.

Side note: Is there anything more dirty and risky than sharing a joint with a bum on the subway?

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Passenger Train Comes Face To Face With Freighter Train On Same Track

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DailyMail: The terrifying moment in which a head-on collision between a passenger train and a freighter was only narrowly avoided, has been captured on camera, preserving the memory of the lucky escape forever for those involved. The spine-tingling incident occurred in Ontario, Canada where a full speed VIA train carrying commuters between Ottawa, Montreal and Toronto, met a stationary freight train in its path. Footage captured by a nearby spectator, shows the engineer of the passenger train jumping out of the locomotive cab in a bid to save his own life before the inevitable crash.

 

Don’t train conductors have the same ‘going down with the boat’ policy as ship captains? Guess not. Bailing on the train when you’re responsible for all those people in the back seems like a pretty pussy way to handle this situation but when you’re going nose to nose with a freighter train then it might be another story so I dunno. Could make for a good ‘Would You Rather’ on Thursday…

 

Man Is Saved Last Second After Trying To Jump In Front Of Train By Colombian Cop

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Is this as big of a problem everywhere else than it is in NYC? Every other week I feel like someone is flinging themselves on the subway tracks here. Out of all the ways you could kill yourself why would you jump in front of a train pulling into a station? The trains aren’t moving at top speed and there’s a chance it won’t even kill you. I would be so pissed if I was trying to kill myself and just got my legs steamrolled. If things were bad enough before, NOW you have even more reason to kill yourself. Here are my top 5 worst ways of offing yourself:

5) Jumping off a building – I’m terrified of heights as it is and the fact that I could accidentally land on someone on the ground is pretty unfair of me.

4) Cutting down the river – I have no problem with the sight of blood but slitting my wrists kinda seems painful and the fact that I have to sit there and watch myself bleed out sounds boring.

3) Jumping in front of a train – See above.

2) Setting yourself on fire – Why would anyone want to torture themselves like this? You literally live most of the time you’re burning and going through the worst pain ever.

1) Diving in a wood chipper – I know this sounds crazy but I heard a story a little while back of a guy who took his wallet out of his pocket and nose dived into one of these bad boys. I only hope it was a quick death for his sake.

 

Would You Rather…

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Would you rather…

Be a permanent high school student along with all your friends for your entire life (which means getting up early in the morning, homework/exams, but having weekends/summers off)

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OR

Have a full time job that pays $3 million, only gets 3 weeks vacation a year, and you work 6 days a week 8am – 8pm for the rest of your life (you cannot get a raise or promotion)?

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