Awesome Footage Of America Soldier In Afghanistan

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I don’t usually post things on the weekend but this warrants it. Awesome footage of a America’s bravest doing work. Youtube description says “No rounds penetrated his body armor, and he made it home with no permanent injuries.” The war may have died down but let’s not forget about our troops still over there! ‘Merica!

Girl Pisses Herself In Subway; Proceeds To Shower

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99% of me believes this is staged because let’s be honest, who carries soap, a gallon of water, towels and sandals in their bag “just in case they piss themselves and need to shower.” Worst acting ever and the lengths people will go to make a viral video are crazy.

Side note: The real part of this that blows my mind is how ashy this bitches feet are. A bottle of lotion per foot could MAYBE do the trick.

Check Out Forbes List Of The 10 Most Overpaid NFL Players

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No surprise three Jets players land on this list and I’m actually shocked Mark Sanchez isn’t on it. I get Cromartie has about 52 mouths to feed but dude, your production to salary ratio blows dick! Santonio hasn’t been relevant since the Jets playoff run a couple seasons ago and David Harris still plays? I thought he owned a used car dealership in Jersey.

EliteDaily:

The List:

1. David Harris

New York Jets

2012 Salary: $12 milllion

Good linebacker, but the second-highest paid defensive player in the league? Harris has been All-Pro once (second team in 2009) in five years.

 

2. Karlos Dansby

Miami Dolphins

2012 salary: $10.7 million

League’s second highest paid linebacker has been a steady performer for eight seasons but never an All Pro.

 

3. Johnathan Joseph

Houston Texans

2012 salary: $9.75 million

Terrific last season, but the corner drafted in the first round in 2006 has started a full 16-game season once (2009) and been named All-Pro once (2011).

 

4. Marcedes Lewis

Jacksonville Jaguars

2012 Salary: $9.6 million

Receiver’s big 2010 season (58 catches, 700 yards, 10 TDs) was his only standout performance in a six-year career.

 

5. Santonio Holmes

New York Jets

2012 salary: $9.25 million

League’s sixth-highest paid receiver has broken 1,000 yards just once, with Pittsburgh in 2009. Steelers let Holmes and his questionable attitude go for a fifth round draft pick to the Jets, who promptly gave him a five-year, $45 million.

 

6. DeAngelo Williams

Carolina Panthers

2012 salary: $8.7 million

Running back was very good in 2008 and 2009, otherwise limited contributions through six seasons.

 

7. Antonio Cromartie

New York Jets

2012 salary: $8.25 million

Corner sees a lot of action as opponents prefer to pick on him instead of Darrelle Revis on the other side.

Cromartie’s high-risk, high-reward style leads to big plays but also a lot of burn marks.

 

8. Sidney Rice

Seattle Seahawks

2012 salary: $8.2 million

Wide receiver has had trouble staying on the field throughout a five-year career, doing little beyond his 1,312-yard All Pro season of 2009.

 

9. Vernon Davis

San Francisco 49ers

2012 salary: $8 million

Tight end had 78 receptions and 13 TDs in his 2009 Pro Bowl season. Didn’t approach those numbers in any of his other five seasons.

 

10. Darren McFadden

Oakland Raiders

2012 salary: $7.8 million

Running back has played just 46 of a possible 65 games since the Raiders took him No. 4 overall in the 2008 draft. McFadden rushed for 1,157 yards in 2010; no more than 614 in any other season.

Elephant Flings Shit At Zoo Goer

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What a fuckin’ diva Babar is! Oh you don’t want your picture taken so you fling your own shit at people taking your picture? I don’t know if you noticed but there’s literally 3 people there to see you. You’re not the big deal everyone came to the zoo to see. Everyone knows people go to the zoo to see the gorillas and lions…the real animals. Enjoy smelling the shit on the end of your nose for the rest of the day!

Side note: Do you think anyone in this guy’s family believed him when he met back up and explains that an elephant personally chose him to be it’s Jackson Pollock canvas?