Royce White Turned Out To Be A Great Gamble For The Houston Rockets, Huh?

ESPN: The Rockets intend to fine rookie Royce White for every day he remains away from the team or does not attend sessions with a therapist arranged by the team, according to a report by the Houston Chronicle. White, the 16th pick in June’s draft, has remained absent from the team in a dispute over how the Rockets are helping him confront his anxiety disorder. Rockets owner Leslie Alexander on Tuesday said that there were “internal repercussions” for White missing practices and games. The Rockets have arranged for White to be treated by Dr. Aaron Fink of Baylor College of Medicine, but White has not attended those sessions, according to the Chronicle. White reportedly has expressed concerns to Fink that the problem between himself and the Rockets is about “support” rather than anxiety. “In hindsight, perhaps it was not a good idea to be open and honest about my anxiety disorder — due to the current situations at hand that involve the nature of actions from the Houston Rockets,” White said in a statement released by his publicist Tuesday night. “As a rookie, I want to settle into a team and make progress, but since [the] preseason, the Rockets have been inconsistent with their agreement to proactively create a healthy and successful relationship.” The 6-foot-8 White made a deal with the team to travel by bus to some games this season, so he could confront his fear of flying and obsessive compulsive disorder over the long term. He flew with the team to its season opener in Detroit, then traveled by bus to games at Atlanta and Memphis. White, who has yet to play in a game, did not attend Monday’s game against Miami, Tuesday’s practice or Wednesday’s game with New Orleans. He says on his Twitter account that the Rockets have been “inconsistent” in helping him. The Rockets have no plans to trade or release White, according to the Chronicle.

 

And this folks, is exactly why you don’t take a chance on an OCD, anxiety-filled first round draft pick. Royce White couldn’t even sit with his own family during the draft and has heart palpitations at just the thought of getting on a plane. But let’s take a chance on him and maybe all of that will go away by the time the season starts. Nope. And it’s only going to get worse. If all this negative media attention doesn’t put Royce in a coma, he at least will have a complete meltdown if he hasn’t already. Hey Royce, you think anyone LIKES flying?! Do what the rest of us do; chase a couple Xanax with a stiff drink and get to where you need to go. And as for the Rockets, you knew what you were getting yourselves into when you picked the guy who was curled up in the corner of a dark closet watching the draft. You took a gamble and you lost…on to the next!

How Cool Would It Be To Hang Out With This Old Man?

 

This old man can play for my team any day! Totally not the reaction I was expecting. How awesome would it be to have a beer with this guy or better yet, split a doobie with? “Me and my girlfriend thought we were hallucinating. We just got this new pot.” It would not surprise me at all if his girlfriend is some 25 year old smoke show with daddy issues.

Goalkeeper Gives Us Classic Dive From Firework Thrown Onto Field During Game

 

A dive for the ages folks! Firework goes off 15 feet away from the goalie and he instantly goes down grabbing his head like an IED just went off and he’s missing half his face. Oh I’m sorry, did that hurt your ears? Funny you can take 80,000 fans screaming and chanting as loud as any other sport but when someone throws a party popper onto the field you need a stretcher and an ENT doctor on spot immediately. It’s always the best when something else happens that makes the player forget about his injury. Guess your hearing isn’t that bad since you clearly heard your teammates say incoming. Unreal how this sport is tolerated.

Another Week, Another Bus Driver Beating The Shit Out Of A Passenger

 

You’d think bus drivers around the world would have learned a lesson from the mortal combat finishing move that took place a couple weeks ago. Despite only defending himself, that bus driver was promptly fired with assault charges pressed against him. Well here we go again! This Baltimore bus driver was suspended from her job after tossing this teenager around like a rag doll. I have no idea what the back story is here but here’s the thing, if you’ve ever used a public bus to get from point A to point B you’d totally understand where these drivers are coming from. Imagine picking up bitchy teenagers all day who run their mouths and think they are the hottest shit since Gangnam Style. They nag the whole ride, complain about fares, and talk on their cell phones as if everyone on the bus is interested in their missed period. Now multiply that by Baltimore, add an 8 hour shift, and this is what you get 9 out of 10 times. Public Transportation: The Devil’s Chariot.

James Brown Doesn’t Seem Coked Up At All In This 1988 Interview

 

This is a maaaaan’s world! That’s why I hit my wife with a lead pipe and got off with a slap on the wrist. Also why I went on national TV higher than Tony Montana and couldn’t get any sentences out other than song lyrics. James mothafuckin’ Brown everybody! I guess the only thing that can stop him is his heart!