Douche Bag Reporter Forces Kid To Give Greatest Reaction Ever

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So this was my face while watching that horrendous officiating during the Atlanta/Denver game last night. 4 hour football game that highlighted more flags and booth reviews than all of Sunday combined. Never good when the refs are huddled longer than the players on the field, just to walk the ball 5 yards down. Don’t blame Michael Turner one bit for going to a bar right afterwards and getting sloshed. Hey Roger Goodell, figure it out!

Samsung Pays Apple’s $1 Billion Fine With 30 Trucks Loaded With Coins

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PaperBlog – This morning more than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially, the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from SamsungCEO explaining that they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way. The funny part is that the signed document does not specify a single payment method, so Samsung is entitled to send the creators of the iPhone their billion dollars in the way they deem best. This dirty but genius geek troll play is a new headache to Apple executives as they will need to put in long hours counting all that money, to check if it is all there and to try to deposit it crossing fingers to hope a bank will accept all the coins. Lee Kun-hee, Chairman of Samsung Electronics, told the media that his company is not going to be intimidated by a group of “geeks with style” and that if they want to play dirty, they also know how to do it.

 

I have a whole new respect for Samsung. You want your $1billion dollar fine? Fine. Take 30 trucks loaded with foreign currency 5 cent coins. Amazing! Typical move from the younger sibling always looking up to the perfect bigger brother. Absolutely doing this after I lose all my money on the NFL games I’m betting on this weekend from taking 2-year old Olive’s advice. Your move Apple, your move.

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Drunk Guy Falls Onto Tracks, Gets Robbed, Subsequently Run Over By Train

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BroBible: Admittedly, this is a tough video to watch. Provided that you don’t have a death-by-train fetish. The basic backstory goes that a drunk man stumbling around the subway platform in Sweden, lost his footing and took a header into the tracks. Another man saw this, jumped down onto the tracks, burglarized the lifeless body before him and then left him there. Seconds later, a train comes — man still lying there — and runs right over his body. Unfathomably, he survived. Well, actually only eighty-percent of him survived as doctors have to amputate his one leg but he’s still breathing and has use of his brain so that’s a win.

 

Let’s look at this optimistically, the guy somehow survived. He may be down one leg but he’s alive. And not to throw salt in his crushed leg wound, but what was the guy who robbed him going to do anyway? Dude was drunk and knocked the fuck out laying on the tracks like he was on Sealy Posturepedic. Yea, yea, he coulda flagged the train down but he just robbed the guy. He’s gotta get rid of the witnesses! Only thing that sucks for the robber is that from the looks of how drunk that dude was, I highly doubt there was any money left in his wallet anyway.