"People watch from the safety of your phone"
We all know the back story here. Some rich dude brought this chick to the horse race as arm candy and by the end of the first race she could barely stand up she was so drunk. Right around when she starts swinging at random people is the point he hopes she wanders out onto the track during race 2 and ironically gets trampled by horse #9 Anotheronebitesthedust. Instead, she’s carried out by security with her cooch flapping in the wind and everything documented for the world to see.
How good do you think it felt for that football father to get back out on that field and form tackle an unsuspecting drunk guy? Crowd going nuts, probably got to throw a few haymakers in there while he’s down…I was even excited for him.
That is when you compare him to a quadriplegic.
Half these people are laughing and half are pissed off. Is no one scared? We have a zombie apocalypse on our hands and it’s clear that one of them is trying to get on the bus. Props to the bus driver for not running this guy over because I’m pretty sure no one would miss him.
I hope so! That fanny pack might be the only thing keeping him balanced.
99% of me believes this is staged because let’s be honest, who carries soap, a gallon of water, towels and sandals in their bag “just in case they piss themselves and need to shower.” Worst acting ever and the lengths people will go to make a viral video are crazy.
Side note: The real part of this that blows my mind is how ashy this bitches feet are. A bottle of lotion per foot could MAYBE do the trick.
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There’s a lot of things you shouldn’t do drunk, cheerleading in the bar is definitely one of them.
These are the kind of people I avoid at all costs on the subway. Did you not hear that crazy’s laugh? I just keep my earphones in and my extremities away from their pets. Cause if you don’t, it’s t-minus 5 seconds until you get a beat down in front of the whole train. I’m a little curious how the camera guy didn’t see this coming though. You have a psychotic bitch telling everyone that she’s going to punch this guy and to even take videos of it. Not really sure where the shock came into play. And next time how bout you tell everyone you’re sending your video right to CitySubwayCreatures instead!
Side note: How scary of a feeling must that be if you’re that guy and you actually hear this bitch start counting down?
HuffPost: Authorities in Florida say they arrested two rowdy women on Wednesday after their rejected flash-for-beer money offers led to an alleged knife attack in a restaurant parking lot, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s report obtained by The Huffington Post. Lee County sheriff’s deputies arrived at The Waterfront Restaurant in St. James City at approximately 5:21 p.m. after two “disorderly females” — Alicia Martin, 28, and Kathryn Rayannic, 23 — allegedly decided to get creative in an attempt to keep their “excessive” bar tab going. “They were offering to show their boobs for drinks,” waiter Shaun Bassett told NBC-2. “We had five guys that were like, ‘Please, leave us alone.’ They actually went up to tables who had their wives there.” With no takers — and management hardly enthused — Martin and Rayannic were asked to leave. That’s when things got ugly. Two restaurant employees, chef John Miller and a manager Anissa Peterson, attempted to escort the women outside, at which point Martin allegedly “attacked Peterson, by punching her to the back of the head causing her to sustain a lump,” according to the report. The Waterfront employees say they confiscated Martin’s car keys. “Martin screamed at Miller to giver her keys back and then pulled a gray Kershaw, folding knife from her right pocket and charged Miller telling him she was going to stab him,” according to police. “Miller who was in fear for his safety retreated and Marin put away the knife and attacked Peterson again.” Martin is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and battery. Rayannic is charged with disorderly conduct.
You know it’s time to make a change in your life when 5 drunk guys at a bar turn you down to see your flabby tits. Yea, no thanks, maybe after 5 more pitchers of PBR when I’m near unconsciousness. These chicks have no one to be mad at except for themselves so I don’t know why they are pulling knives on people. And as for the bartender, your tip was the show they were putting on at the bar and getting to be on TV? You’re on the WBBH local news and the experience you got from watching this was something that probably resembled what it looks like if you go to a strip club on a Tuesday afternoon. Demand a tip next time.
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