Meet Ivet Lalova Of Bulgaria!

 

Someone please tell me when the track event in the Olympics is because I will for sure be tuning in. Ivet Lalova is running for Bulgaria and has the best warmup technique I’ve ever seen. Normally I’d call the cameraman out for being a creeper but how else are you suppose to entertain yourself at one of these things?

Must See: Eric Kelly Keepin’ It Real

 

What a bitter punk. But you know what? The funniest, most entertaining punk I’ve ever come across. Just keepin’ it real in his own gym and the best part is that these smug Wall Street assholes actually pay him to get treated like a punching bag. Not learning a goddamn thing other than how to bend over and just take it. I’m putting Eric Kelly on the watch list with Shoenice and Francis.

Bikini Inline Hockey League Is Finally Here

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Guyism: Last week, League owner and “entrepreneur” Cary Eskridge released a statement, in part to show the world he was serious.

“Eskridge has an extensive hockey background and feels now is the time to finally breathe life into his long-time dream. Eskridge has a background in video production and has also owned inline hockey leagues on and off for the past 20 years and believes the Bikini Hockey League could bring back the popularity and awareness of inline hockey to the mainstream and introduce new fans to a great sport. Starting next month, Eskridge will start filming the pilot of a reality TV show that revolves around a bikini hockey league.. But many are asking, “why Tulsa?” Why not a larger sports market such as New York or Los Angeles where more fans and potential participants can be reached? League owner Cary Eskridge feels Tulsa is a good location for many reasons. Tulsa’s
central location is one factor. “You just have to look at other major sports that have come to Tulsa,” said Eskridge. “One of Tulsa’s biggest events on a national scale is the Chili Bowl Midget Nationals held every year at the QuikTrip Center. Many thought it would never work when it started more than 25 years ago and now Tulsa is one of the biggest reasons that event works here.”

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Not really sure how I feel about this one. Don’t get me wrong, I love girls in bikinis but I grew up on skates and this isn’t the way I want the game to get more recognition. Sounds more like a halftime show for The Tropics failed basketball league. With all of that being said, where can I buy tickets and what channel can I watch this on?

What’s Worse Than Being In The Marching Band?

 

Now how many of you thought the dude running up to the camera’s Friar Tuck haircut was the fail? I sure as hell did! And then I was pleasantly surprised when the other guy tripped, fell down crushing his drum set, and lay on the ground like a soccer player who took a dive. So this answers the question: What’s worse than being in the school marching band? Failing at being in the school marching band.

Kid Trips Across Finish Line, Proceeds To Worm

 

Props to this kid for having such a disastrous fall, only to go with the flow and start worming across the finish line. Kid should win for style points alone. “Oh my God, Christian is so funny!” If it he didn’t land right on his dick, I’d say he was gettin’ laid right after this event.

 

Side note: Was this the Special Games or does it just look like these kids are running in slow motion?