Category: Fights

Crazy Chick Punches Drunk Guy On Boston Subway

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These are the kind of people I avoid at all costs on the subway. Did you not hear that crazy’s laugh? I just keep my earphones in and my extremities away from their pets. Cause if you don’t, it’s t-minus 5 seconds until you get a beat down in front of the whole train. I’m a little curious how the camera guy didn’t see this coming though. You have a psychotic bitch telling everyone that she’s going to punch this guy and to even take videos of it. Not really sure where the shock came into play. And next time how bout you tell everyone you’re sending your video right to CitySubwayCreatures instead!

Side note: How scary of a feeling must that be if you’re that guy and you actually hear this bitch start counting down?

Multiple Dudes Knocked Out In Grove St. PATH Station

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Here is the risk of taking the PATH trains home late at night. One minute you’re drinking and having a great time with you’re friends, the next, you’re face up on the platform with a huge black guy saying he’s gonna cram his dick in your mouth. I have no idea what this was all about but I do know that when there is a long platform and it’s this late at night, you take advantage and stay away from everyone else. How jacked up would you be if you’re this black guy though?! You take down two guys in the subway in front of your girl, you get to use one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard after putting someone on their ass, AND you turn around to see that someone got it all on film. This guy might straight up break his girl’s pussy tonight.

Side note: If you just listen to the audio it sounds like these guys got jacked up by Ice Cube.

Also…this is not at all what I was expecting the dude to be fucking with a huge black guy to look like.

 

Guy Let’s Kid Punch Him In Face, Both Go On With Their Day As If Nothing Happened

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“Tough guy” fail; Man exits turnstile, pushed kid out the way, kid said “What the hell” man returns, states “I’m waiting” the kid gives him a beat down. If you want to push and talk crap, you should back it up.

Why can’t this be the way shit always goes down in these scenarios? The guy pushed the kid out of the way, feels bad, let’s the kid have a free shot, and everyone walks away to continue their day. No cops, no MTA employees getting involved, just pure subway justice working itself out. The kid doesn’t even take his ear phones out and the dude who got punched offers a hand shake afterward. I’m not gonna lie, the clip is weird as hell but no one was arrested or hurt so let’s let bygones be bygones.

Waffle House Brawl In Alabama

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There was a lot of red in this fight and I don’t know if it was because of the Crimson Tide or gang related so I’ll be careful with what I say. Really wish I had a translator who spoke southern black though cause I didn’t understand one word in this video. I’m gonna start with the little guy who, as always, talks a mean game when standing behind his boys and just gets stomped out. You gotta pick and choose your fights little man and I didn’t see any 6th graders around so this wasn’t your fight.

Chairs, glass, body slams…this fight had it all but I’m just curious about why IHOP’s and Waffle Houses are always the venue for these brawls. Is it worth it to stay open late night for these places when once a month you’re replacing everything in your establishment? Just wondering.

Girls Jump Gate In Subway, Fight NYPD #OccupyJailCell

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Girls jumps NYC Subway gate to avoid fare. When cops try to arrest them…. this is what happens.

 

Damn times must really be tough. For $2.25 you’ve now tacked on avoiding a subway fare, resisting arrest, and assaulting a police officer. Very impressive. Most people don’t realize that most gates in the subway are watched by police on surveillance cameras . My friends found that out the hard way back in high school when they decided to hop the turnstiles and 2 seconds later police had them in HQ handing out fines. What a feeling that must be for the police though. Sitting there all day just waiting for someone to hop the gate and BAM! ‘Pssst. 10-4, We got a group of female hoppers. I’m going in! Gonna need some backup they look a little hostile.’

 

Sidenote: If I were NYPD I would definitely wanna be the plain clothes cop who carries the badge around his neck. Straight up 21 Jump Street style. Bad ass!

 

 

Our Move of the Day Ends Crazy Drunk Man’s Fight

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Ahhh the adventures of the A-train continue. Here is a perfect example of the difference between me and those who were born and raised in NYC. I see a crazy drunk guy with googly eyes licking blood of his arm and holding up a train of angry ghetto passengers, I step off and take my chances walking home from whatever stop I’m at. Don’t get me wrong, I will always stand up for myself when the time calls, but you gotta draw the line somewhere. These dudes act like they deal with this on a daily basis. The older guy actually takes on this asshole and knocks him down TWICE! That’s probably the point where I would jump in. It’s like blood in the water for me. I see this guy has a weakness and I jump in when it’s safe.

 

How frustrated would you be if this guy finally gets knocked down and the MTA guy keeps the door open? Even I was watching this going “close the door! Close the door!” But here is where the move of the day comes in. Like a scene from a Steven Seagal movie, one of the passengers grabs both handrails and gives a flying chest kick which Crazy Eyes Jamal wasn’t even expecting! Perfect execution to a perfect move in a crazy situation. Doors close, boom it’s a wrap! Like a gorilla at the zoo, he’s on the wrong side of the glass wondering how he got there. Chronicles of the A-train indeed!

Who Is To Blame?

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Where to even start with this shit. First of all, multiple people break Rule #1 and by breaking rule #1, look at what happens. Subway gold! Now chica here is far from innocent and I have no idea why anyone is standing up for her, but change cars if you don’t want to listen to her babbling. If people reacted this way in the NYC subway all the time it would look like Wrestle Mania. I’m talking chairs, tag teams, illegal weapons, and fatalities. Oh, you’re singing to god lady? Well look at where that got you. Two dudes are swinging at each other, you’re being thrown off the train, and everyone on the subway is now choosing sides in the fight. This is the classic case of when foreigners try to act like they don’t speak English and when shit doesn’t go their way, they learn Rosetta Stone in 2 seconds. Don’t sit there and try to proclaim your innocence!

Question. Did anyone predict that Asian to come out swinging like that? He totally caught me off guard and I’m pretty sure that guy as well. Who is to blame here?

Subway Creature Maces Kid

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Now what did we learn today kids? Don’t fuck with a pig hooker who is bigger than your 300 lb mother. I never thought I’d say this but I have to side with RuPaul on this one. Fuckin’ little kids couldn’t keep their mouths shut and you know what, the hooker gave you plenty of warnings. It’s his/her birthday tomorrow for christ sakes! I have no idea what this fight is over nor do I care, but I will say that I’m pretty sure this lil bastard will think twice next time he opens his mouth around a 6’5” zoo animal. Unfortunately the kids brother (the one who looks like the fat kid from Nutty Professor “Hercules! Hercules!”) didn’t get his share of mace. But that’s fine because his punishment is now dealing with his blind, crying brother and mother. Not to mention what his mother is going to do to him once she regains vision.

Woman Off Her Meds

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A woman talking to herself, screaming at nobody on a NYC subway?  How does this not have 3 million hits on Youtube?? Simple, because I can run down to the ACE right now and record some stupid old twat making a scene for absolutely no reason.

I’m posting this because of how lucky this whack job is.  Of course she picks on the poor little china lady fresh out of her dry cleaning job holding her JC Penny’s brand slacks, she knows this little lady has 0 Kung-Fu skills and won’t fight back.

I wish she took a swing at one of the new generation take no crap girls.  You know the kind with the press on nails, with more CVS aisle 9 products in their hair then Mr. Soul Glo himself. They would of knocked this dumb bitch down in a second.

I think I just came up with a new comic book hero…