The Waterfall Swing Has To Be The Most Pointless Creation Ever

 

OK I can understand if it’s a really hot day out how this would be relevant, but what the fuck is the point of this thing. This invention is as useful as Stephen Hawking’s legs. Why is water even involved if it doesn’t get you wet?? And to think there are countries with no running water and shit like this exists.

MUST SEE: The Tennessee Butt Chugging Press Conference Is The Most Absurd, Funny Thing I’ve Seen!

Youtube: University of Tennessee had quite the scandal last week when a member of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity was accused of butt chugging wine. The alleged butt chugger was hospitalized with a reported .4 BAC, and the fraternity was eventually suspended. Today, the entire fraternity held a press conference to deny accusations that the accused butt chugger, Alexander P. Broughton, actually butt chugged any wine.

 

By far one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen in my life! How any of these reporters were able to sit there and listen to this and ask questions with a straight face is beyond me. So you’re upset and embarrassed because your reputation is tarnished and you got suspended so what do you do? Go on national TV and hold a press conference about it?! No. You lay low and wait for America’s A.D.D. to kick in cause after that day, no one will remember or care. I heard about this story last week but to be honest I had no idea what the kid looked like, didn’t know all the details, and to be honest, I thought the story went away. This press conference not only brought the topic up again, but added more comedy and attention than they could have ever ask for.

Listen, when you go to the hospital with a gaping hole in your ass with wine spitting out like a water fountain, it’s hard to say you just had too much to drink.

Typical Douche Boston Fan Licks Entire Subway Railing For $1

 

Kid’s parents must be proud. I’m 99.9% sure a homeless bum wouldn’t even do this for $1. You know why? Because even a bum knows that he touches that railing everyday gimping into the subway after sifting through garbage with his hand down his pants. $1 doesn’t even get you half way to paying your subway fare so you still have 2 railings to go shithead. Hope it was worth it cause your mouth is now as clean as Magic Johnson’s dick while inside Pamela Anderson’s pussy. If anyone recognizes this subway entrance please share with us so I can never go in it ever again.

Side note: I no longer blame the Asians for wearing gloves and masks all over NYC and I give this kid one week to live.