Warning: Don’t break into power plants to retrieve orange soccer balls! And if your friend does, don’t go in to check on him!
Category: Funny
2-Year Old Climbs Refrigerator To Grab His Toy; Amazing?
Nothing to see here, just a 2-year old Spiderman-ing up his refrigerator to get a toy that pops was trying to hide from him. Or is that some kind of play area for the kid? Kind of like a nest where he stores all the random things he finds. Either way if you think this is real you’re out of your goddamn mind. It was hard to believe in the first place but then the extra toy he carries up on his back sealed the deal for me. As fake as this chick’s rogue ass cheek.
So A Fight Between A Clown And A Milwaukee Cop Happened Yesterday
Looks like the days of dressing as a clown and chasing cars with water guns are over.
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Dog Knocks Himself Out While Banging Another Dog
I can just hear that dog now, ‘Oh hell nawwww!’. Credit to the bitch for sticking around for the cum shot though…
Goalkeeper Gives Us Classic Dive From Firework Thrown Onto Field During Game
A dive for the ages folks! Firework goes off 15 feet away from the goalie and he instantly goes down grabbing his head like an IED just went off and he’s missing half his face. Oh I’m sorry, did that hurt your ears? Funny you can take 80,000 fans screaming and chanting as loud as any other sport but when someone throws a party popper onto the field you need a stretcher and an ENT doctor on spot immediately. It’s always the best when something else happens that makes the player forget about his injury. Guess your hearing isn’t that bad since you clearly heard your teammates say incoming. Unreal how this sport is tolerated.
The Dangers Of Being A News Reporter
No, these aren’t outtakes from Anchorman 2.
James Brown Doesn’t Seem Coked Up At All In This 1988 Interview
This is a maaaaan’s world! That’s why I hit my wife with a lead pipe and got off with a slap on the wrist. Also why I went on national TV higher than Tony Montana and couldn’t get any sentences out other than song lyrics. James mothafuckin’ Brown everybody! I guess the only thing that can stop him is his heart!
Cell Phone Crashing Is Funny As Long As You Pick The Right Person
Imagine pulling this shit on a ghetto black chick? You think she would laugh and be a “good sport?” You think she would go along with the joke and say ‘oh gosh, what a good one. You got me!’Â Pull this shit on that person and I’ll see you on World Star Hip Hip with different results.
You Shouldn’t Get This Drunk In The Public Wearing This Kind Of Dress
We all know the back story here. Some rich dude brought this chick to the horse race as arm candy and by the end of the first race she could barely stand up she was so drunk. Right around when she starts swinging at random people is the point he hopes she wanders out onto the track during race 2 and ironically gets trampled by horse #9 Anotheronebitesthedust. Instead, she’s carried out by security with her cooch flapping in the wind and everything documented for the world to see.
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