Category: News

The Katt Williams Comedy Show In Oakland Went Real Well Last Week

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Huff Post: OAKLAND, Calif. — Comic Katt Williams is being sued over his onstage meltdown and aborted performance in Oakland. The suit filed by 35-year-old Brian Herline, of Modesto, says he and hundreds of fans were disappointed when Williams took off his clothes and challenged people to fight. Herline is seeking class-action certification in an effort to get ticket money back for all audience members. A representative for Williams has refused to comment. The Williams meltdown came two days after he was arrested on charges of attacking an aspiring rapper on his tour bus outside a downtown Oakland hotel. He was later released with no charges filed.

 

Man, Katt Williams is certainly going through some shit right now, huh? Beating up rappers, getting into bar fights in Seattle, an on-stage meltdown, and just lawsuit after lawsuit. You especially know it’s bad when your friends come out on stage to apologize for you and their only excuse is that Katt went overboard on crazy drugs. Hope your weekend was better than his!

 

Bored? Here’s What You Should Check Out Today

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BarstoolSports: Two Chicks Giving BJs On The 6 Train In NYC [Very, Very, NSFW]

Brobible: Watch Alex Morgan Do Yoga

Buzzfeed: Derek Jeter Is Fat Now?

Guyism: Guy Who Won Powerball Played Kansas City Royals Player’s Numbers

TheChive: Boy That Escalated Quickly [Photos]

HuffPost: Father Uses Sexy Pics Of Daughter To Sell Car, Or Does He?

Egotastic!: Barbara Palvin Is Smokin’ Hot [Photos]

HappyPlace: Could This Be The Saddest Thing On Twitter?

COEDMagazine: Take A Look At How Big The Amazon Warehouse Actually Is

EliteDaily: Russian Youth Hockey Can’t Stop Brawling

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Deadspin: Dutch Soccer Player Released From Team For Being A ‘Woods Pooper’

SitchNews: Drive-In Sex Booths Opening In Europe

Bored? Here’s What You Should Check Out Today!

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DailyMail: Buying A Turkey For Thanksgiving? Don’t Buy Butterball!

Guyism: Chick Catching Ice Cubes With Her Tits [SFW]

TheChive: Who’s Responsible For These Construction Flaws?

Deadspin: I’ll See Your Punt, And Raise You A Punt Plus A TD

TheFW: Dub A Black Man’s Voice Over A Little White Kid And You Have Youtube Gold

Huff Post: Man Behind Alabama Secession Petition, Mad About Losing Topless Car Wash

DailyMail: NEW Footage Of Water Flooding Subways During Hurricane Sandy

COEDMagazine: College Football Cheerleader Showdown

WorldWideInterweb: Valeria Lukyanova Is A Real Life Doll

BroBible: This White Guy Is Still Waiting For A Hand Shake From Bron Bron

Buzzfeed: Another Oil Rig On Fire In Gulf Of Mexico

Gawker: COPS May Be Going Off The Air After 25 Years

 

Tiki Barber Is Now Whoring Himself Out For A Living

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Deadspin: It’s been six years since Tiki Barber retired from football, which means we’ve spent six years watching him desperately try and failat becoming some kind of relevant media personality. Having washed out of the television business, Tiki is on to much sadder things. He recently co-founded Thuzio, a company that allows regular Joes like you and me to pay large sums of money in exchange for the chance to hang out with famous athletes. You can have Ryan Tannehill (!) show up at your fantasy draft for the low cost of $5,000. Ivan Nova will show up at your party for the low price of $4,000. Thuzio is like an escort service for especially lonely sports fans. The most depressing thing of all, though, is the fact that Tiki Barber is the cheapest athlete in Thuzio’s stable. Tiki’s highest appearance fee is $1,000 for a round of golf or party attendance. Larry Holmes costs $6,250 per hour. Shit, even Tim Hardaway, the noted ex-homophobe, fetches a higher price than poor Tiki. Now, it’s possible that Tiki’s fees could be marked down as a way to make him more accessible and thus drum up good publicity for the company. Still: getting trumped by the likes of Ryan Tannehill and Tim Hardaway is sad in any context. And then there’s this: an auction for Tiki’s services as a karaoke partner. So far one bid for $350 has been placed.

Oh how the mighty have fallen! Ex-communicated from your old team, ditch your preggo wife for an intern, fired as an NFL analysis on NBC, ignored by every NFL team in the league after trying to make a comeback, a failed tryout with the NY Jets Flight Crew, turned down as a peanut vendor in MetLife Stadium, and now this. Just whoring himself out to people who have more money than they know what to do with. My question is what in the hell is Ryan Tannehill and Ivan Nova doing wrapped up in this prostitution ring? Does anyone have ANY pride left??

UPDATE: We’ve got a Tiki Barber sighting!

Wanna Use The Battery Tunnel In NYC? Hope You Have A Submarine

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Still no power to lower Manhattan, still no signs of subway’s getting back up running, and I’m turning into Jack Nicholson in The Shining from cabin fever. But this video from the MTA just goes to show you how much longer things could stay this way. Just looks like a scene from the movie Daylight. At what point do we send Sly Stallone in there to pull the drain plug on this party?

Bored? Here’s What You Should Check Out Today

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Reddit: Puppy Rescued By Paddle Boarder

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TheSuperficial: Heather Clem From The Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Photo Gallery [SFW]

TheChive: The Best Photobombs Of The Week

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GorillaMask: Redneck Rages On Webcam

HuffPost: UFO Hovers Over Scotland

Zombie Apocalypse Continues In The Subway As Man Bites Off Passenger’s Ear

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If you don’t have the strength the push a 67 year old geriatric off you while he eats your dignity and other Asians take pictures like they’re in Times Square, then you deserve to lose your ear as well as your balls. Scary scenario but come on, you’re 40 years younger!

Check Out Forbes List Of The 10 Most Overpaid NFL Players

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No surprise three Jets players land on this list and I’m actually shocked Mark Sanchez isn’t on it. I get Cromartie has about 52 mouths to feed but dude, your production to salary ratio blows dick! Santonio hasn’t been relevant since the Jets playoff run a couple seasons ago and David Harris still plays? I thought he owned a used car dealership in Jersey.

EliteDaily:

The List:

1. David Harris

New York Jets

2012 Salary: $12 milllion

Good linebacker, but the second-highest paid defensive player in the league? Harris has been All-Pro once (second team in 2009) in five years.

 

2. Karlos Dansby

Miami Dolphins

2012 salary: $10.7 million

League’s second highest paid linebacker has been a steady performer for eight seasons but never an All Pro.

 

3. Johnathan Joseph

Houston Texans

2012 salary: $9.75 million

Terrific last season, but the corner drafted in the first round in 2006 has started a full 16-game season once (2009) and been named All-Pro once (2011).

 

4. Marcedes Lewis

Jacksonville Jaguars

2012 Salary: $9.6 million

Receiver’s big 2010 season (58 catches, 700 yards, 10 TDs) was his only standout performance in a six-year career.

 

5. Santonio Holmes

New York Jets

2012 salary: $9.25 million

League’s sixth-highest paid receiver has broken 1,000 yards just once, with Pittsburgh in 2009. Steelers let Holmes and his questionable attitude go for a fifth round draft pick to the Jets, who promptly gave him a five-year, $45 million.

 

6. DeAngelo Williams

Carolina Panthers

2012 salary: $8.7 million

Running back was very good in 2008 and 2009, otherwise limited contributions through six seasons.

 

7. Antonio Cromartie

New York Jets

2012 salary: $8.25 million

Corner sees a lot of action as opponents prefer to pick on him instead of Darrelle Revis on the other side.

Cromartie’s high-risk, high-reward style leads to big plays but also a lot of burn marks.

 

8. Sidney Rice

Seattle Seahawks

2012 salary: $8.2 million

Wide receiver has had trouble staying on the field throughout a five-year career, doing little beyond his 1,312-yard All Pro season of 2009.

 

9. Vernon Davis

San Francisco 49ers

2012 salary: $8 million

Tight end had 78 receptions and 13 TDs in his 2009 Pro Bowl season. Didn’t approach those numbers in any of his other five seasons.

 

10. Darren McFadden

Oakland Raiders

2012 salary: $7.8 million

Running back has played just 46 of a possible 65 games since the Raiders took him No. 4 overall in the 2008 draft. McFadden rushed for 1,157 yards in 2010; no more than 614 in any other season.