Zombie Apocalypse Continues In The Subway As Man Bites Off Passenger’s Ear

 

If you don’t have the strength the push a 67 year old geriatric off you while he eats your dignity and other Asians take pictures like they’re in Times Square, then you deserve to lose your ear as well as your balls. Scary scenario but come on, you’re 40 years younger!

The Waterfall Swing Has To Be The Most Pointless Creation Ever

 

OK I can understand if it’s a really hot day out how this would be relevant, but what the fuck is the point of this thing. This invention is as useful as Stephen Hawking’s legs. Why is water even involved if it doesn’t get you wet?? And to think there are countries with no running water and shit like this exists.