How Baller Are You To Have The President Come To Your Pad For A House Party

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TMZ: Barack Obama LOVES George Clooney … not in an “I think we should get married but the law won’t allow us” way … but he LOVES George Clooney … and last night, he showered the actor in jokes and praise at a super-fancy fundraiser in Hollywood. It all went down at Clooney’s mansion — where 150 of George’s closest and richest friends paid $40k-a-plate … which will all go towards the Obama campaign. The event also raised several million in donations … resulting in a $15 mil take for the night. But when it came time for Obama to address the crowd, he instantly brought up his famous image from the Hope poster … which was taken while he was sitting next to Clooney at an event in 2006. “This is the first time that George Clooney has ever been photo-shopped out of a picture,” Obama joked … adding, “Never happened before, never happen again.” Obama then thanked the crowd for their contributions … saying, “We raised a lot of money because people love George … they like me; they love George.” Then came even more praise — “[George] seems to occupy a constant state of grace, and uses his extraordinary talents on behalf of something truly important.” As for the food — the event was catered by Wolfgang Puck … who served up artichoke salad followed by roasted duckling “Peking style” with tiny buns, a duo of lamb and beef cheek with potatoes and Brussels sprouts, and sweet corn tortelloni. The party was packed with famous people — including Billy Crystal, Robert Downey Jr., Barbra Streisand, Byron Allen, Jack Black, Salma Hayek, Tobey Maguire … and of course Clooney’s GF Stacy Keibler.

Seriously, is Clooney second to anyone?! Just gonna have some rich celeb friends over for a 40k plate dinner catered by Wolfgang Puck and, oh yea, the President of the United States is gonna drop by for a beer or two. Dude does who and what he wants. Unreal. Anyone who says that Barack Obama is the most powerful man of the free world may have a tough time arguing that with Clooney pulling shit like this. And you know Keibler was wetter than the ocean watching her man entertain. It’s OK Stacy, you got maybe a few more months until George is bored of you so I hope you treated last night like a networking event.

Bikini Inline Hockey League Is Finally Here

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Guyism: Last week, League owner and “entrepreneur” Cary Eskridge released a statement, in part to show the world he was serious.

“Eskridge has an extensive hockey background and feels now is the time to finally breathe life into his long-time dream. Eskridge has a background in video production and has also owned inline hockey leagues on and off for the past 20 years and believes the Bikini Hockey League could bring back the popularity and awareness of inline hockey to the mainstream and introduce new fans to a great sport. Starting next month, Eskridge will start filming the pilot of a reality TV show that revolves around a bikini hockey league.. But many are asking, “why Tulsa?” Why not a larger sports market such as New York or Los Angeles where more fans and potential participants can be reached? League owner Cary Eskridge feels Tulsa is a good location for many reasons. Tulsa’s
central location is one factor. “You just have to look at other major sports that have come to Tulsa,” said Eskridge. “One of Tulsa’s biggest events on a national scale is the Chili Bowl Midget Nationals held every year at the QuikTrip Center. Many thought it would never work when it started more than 25 years ago and now Tulsa is one of the biggest reasons that event works here.”

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Not really sure how I feel about this one. Don’t get me wrong, I love girls in bikinis but I grew up on skates and this isn’t the way I want the game to get more recognition. Sounds more like a halftime show for The Tropics failed basketball league. With all of that being said, where can I buy tickets and what channel can I watch this on?

So Playing Chicken With Subway Trains Is The New Teen Craze In NYC?

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I just don’t get kids these days. I’ve recently heard stories from kids sticking vodka covered tampons up their asses to actually drinking hand sanitizer straight from the bottle. Now this shit? Since when was the bar set so high? When I was a kid we did bong hits called “Waterfalls” that basically rendered you paralyzed for about an hour, you got hungry and munched out, called it a night and passed out. That was a “wild” night for me. Call me old fashioned but fuck sticking things up my ass, drinking chemicals, or playing Red Rover with subway trains.

Brian McKnight Must Kill It In The Sex Category

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Wow, nothing like a quiet, romantic night with lit candles, a bottle of wine and Brian McKnight singing about pussies squirting in the background. You know what, if this is how he lays it out there for women, I ain’t gonna hate. More power to him. All I know is if I drop that line I don’t think the reply would be “Oh my God, I thought you’d never ask!”

There must be something about the way R&B singers sing that makes it OK to say whatever the fuck they want and it’s almost like women don’t hear what they are actually saying. Almost like some kind of sex spell they add to their songs that hypnotizes chicks. ‘Let me show you how your pussy works, bet ya didn’t know that it could squirt’ and all they hear is ‘I just wanna take you shopping and buy you nice things.’ Crazy shit how this world works sometimes.