Possible Midget Just Feelin’ It On Subway

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Now I’m 90% sure this is a kid and not a midget but every once in a while he would pull off a move that made me feel like he was 30 years old. Little man is GETTIN’ IT! All we’re missing is some candle wax and this could be a Ricky Martin video. He’s gotta be listening to some R&B song right? If this is a mini Chris Brown in-the-making then the last stop on this train is SlapABitchfield.

 

Side note: I’ll bet a weeks pay this is what little man is listening to. If you listen to this song over his video there’s no way it’s not!

 

 

Check Out This Drunk, Flaming Russian

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Just another Tuesday afternoon in Russia…everyone unemployed, drunk off their asses, listening to “I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight.” God what a life it must be! So Sergei over here decides to do some kind of rain dance to make this random fire go out and instead ends up turning his pleather jeans into ass-less chaps. Gotta love the coldness of the Russians as no one even makes an attempt to help him or put the fire out. Russia Spring Break 2012 here we come!

What Do You Do When The Cop That Pulled You Over Is Bi-Polar

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Yes, this man carries a gun. I’ve watched this now on repeat possibly 20 times trying to figure out where the cops ON/OFF switch is. Have you ever seen someone go from as polite as he was to completely bat shit crazy? Dude, you’re the authoritative figure here. The guy doesn’t want to let you in his car? That’s fine, make him wait there until you have a warrant. Don’t be mad because you think you have to let him go. And how bout the driver with the balls to say something after that Mount Vesuvius explosion from the cop. Not only would I have kept my mouth shut, but I wouldn’t be able to sleep because of the nightmares this cop planted in my head. Literally looked like a scene from The Exorcist.

Side note: Did this remind anyone of when George Brett’s home run was called back when the Royals played the Yankees?

 

Is This Couple Not A Match Made in Hell?

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No, this is not Halloween…this is Saturday night at 2am in the NYC subway. The only thing more shocking in this video to me is the fact that whoever is the cameraman is able to sit across from these walks of life that call themselves humans. How can this person stomach this shit. They are popping and peeling the skin from each others faces. Have some more Meth you disgusting fucks! If I was even the least bit curious about doing Meth, this just sealed the deal for me tighter than a nuns pussy. Scared straight! If I were ever in this position everyone has the ‘all clear’ to push me in front of the next in coming L train. Unbelievable that people like this really exist.

Giants/Jets Outlook: Week 1

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Week 1 and could it have gotten off to a better start?! Yea I had Jordy Nelson riding the pine on my fantasy team but 76 points later the game was decided on the 1 yard line. Now comes the big opening weekend for the Giants and their quest for another Super Bowl and the Jets and their quest to win the AFC Championship.

Giants:

469 New York Giants -3  -110 -155
37½ O -110
U -110
20 O -120
U -110
470 Washington Redskins +3  -110 +135
17 O -120
U -110
Regular Season Week 1
With a depleted defense and now Justin Tuck in question for Sunday’s game, the Giants offense is going to have to step up big. They usually play well against the ‘Skins but they are far from 100% healthy. That being said, have to go with Giants -3 here. Even with the injuries they’ve had, the offense has looked pretty good and the defense has been able to hold their own for the most part. 37.5 as an over/under is being pretty modest and might have to do with it being the first week of the season but I don’t see the Redskins being able to hold the Giants offense down and they certainly won’t get blanked on the scoreboard. I’m going over. Week 1 is always hard to judge but Giants fans have to keep faith.
Jets:
8:25p  Preview   Matchup
477 Dallas Cowboys +5  -110 +200
40½ O -110
U -110
17½ O -120
U -110
478 New York Jets -5  -110 -240
23 O -110
U -120
NBCRegular Season Week 1
Terrorism will never prevail in NY and it won’t hold back Jets fans from opening up the season on 9/11. A pretty big matchup here for both teams as Dallas tries to get a huge jump to their season. They have a double threat at receiver in Dez Bryant and Miles Austin but Austin, if he plays, is injured. Jason Witten will most likely see a number of targets that Bart Scott will have to lock down. The Jets offense just has too many weapons for the Dallas defense to stop and with a sloppy secondary, they will probably get exposed. Both teams will be playing like it’s the Super Bowl and it’s a nationally televised game on 9/11. Advantage Jets. I’m going with the Jets to win but not by more than 5 pts. Also taking the under on 40.5 points.

Video of Bloomberg Riding The Subway Right After Terror Threats

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Oh Mayor Bloomberg calls up the media to let them know he’s riding the subway this morning with an entourage of body guards. Damn I feel as safe as before 9/11 now! I agree that we can’t be scared by terrorism  and shouldn’t change our daily routines but I’m not sure this is going to help me with that. Why…? Because our multi-billionaire mayor takes an E train for once in his life I’m suppose to think all is good and well? Hey pal, Washington has credible sources telling them that 3 towel heads just arrived to the US with plans of setting off car bombs all over Manhattan. As long as they are out there, I’m going to have a tough time thinking all is good in Pleasantville.

Russian Chick Somehow Walks Away From Polar Bear Attack

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It might just be me but does this not look like the strangest place to see this? I understand it’s NORTHERN Russia but does that mean they have Coca-Cola polar bears walking down the streets downtown? I mean if they’re plane had just crashed on a tropical island where everything had strange ‘Dharma’ writing all over then that’s completely understandable of course. But when I hear polar bear I think Arctic conditions and seals and Eskimos. Is this how far global warming has come that the polar bears are now moving in next door in Russian towns?

Lady is lucky to be alive and we have to thank whoever was filming or else we wouldn’t have this little gem. I love how in these situations people keep the camera rolling, especially for the embarrassing pants fall. You know this person could of edited that part out before they posted this but decided it gave the video just a little bit more. Thank you Russia, for finally having the technology so we can see what your daily life is like. We don’t get polar bear attacks here too often.

Tom Brady Manages To Make Uggs Look Gayer Than They Actaully Are

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Congratulations Tom Brady! Somehow you’ve taken something gay and have made it even gayer. No rap music or awesome camera angles could even come close to saving you in this new commercial. Osama bin Laden’s friend who ratted on him didn’t even sell out as bad as you! I’m talking about the hair, the public appearances, the fashion shows, etc. Your smoking hot wife owns every aspect of your life and I’d be surprised if she doesn’t sit in the box during your games with a headset on calling plays. I remember watching the story of how you came up through Michigan and started crying about where you got drafted. No one died and you didn’t get a career ending injury, you were crying about where you got drafted! I remember when I cried in 2nd grade because I didn’t get to play on my friends soccer team and I got slapped in the face and told ‘grow up.’ Look at me now, struggling to get by in NYC but at least I’m not crying on national TV like a bitch. I hope the Dolphins destroy your reconstructed knee on Monday and Gisele has to push you around in a wheelchair.