Category: VIDEOS

Another Day, Another Crazy On The 6 Train

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Go to 2:10 for the good part

It’s been a crazy couple days down in the NYC subway. But it has to be absolutely terrifying to be on this train when Yokozuna is bull rushing through a crowd of people wielding a Bic in everyone’s face. And you gotta love the woman who tries to talk sense into this crazy like ‘don’t you have kids?’ You think that’s what was running through her head when she was searching through her bag for a shank and the best thing she could find was a pen? This is the 6 train during rush hour. Nope, no kids! Now bring that bitch front and center so I can fillet her like a fish!

‘Extreme Cougar Wives’ Is Not Something I Want To Watch But Probably Will

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I just got the chills you get when your whole body shakes in disgust. You know, like when you see a 70 something year old lady sucking face with a dude in his 20s. Yet another show on TV that I shouldn’t want to watch but probably will purely for the shock factor. Just like the sushi cologne that came out, I can’t believe there’s a market for these dried up ladies. I guess everyone’s got their thing but flabby tits and saggy asses ain’t mine.

After A Huge Brawl, Guy Gets Run Over By An Escalade [WARNING: GRAPHIC]

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Well, that Escalade-d quickly. Get it? See what I did there? Ah man, it’s been a long weekend but definitely longer for this guy who became part of a NYC street Friday night. Kind of hard to follow what’s going on in the whole melee but to drive up on the sidewalk and ruin your expensive Cadillac truck, then run someone over is bat shit crazy.

Another Week, Another Bus Driver Beating The Shit Out Of A Passenger

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You’d think bus drivers around the world would have learned a lesson from the mortal combat finishing move that took place a couple weeks ago. Despite only defending himself, that bus driver was promptly fired with assault charges pressed against him. Well here we go again! This Baltimore bus driver was suspended from her job after tossing this teenager around like a rag doll. I have no idea what the back story is here but here’s the thing, if you’ve ever used a public bus to get from point A to point B you’d totally understand where these drivers are coming from. Imagine picking up bitchy teenagers all day who run their mouths and think they are the hottest shit since Gangnam Style. They nag the whole ride, complain about fares, and talk on their cell phones as if everyone on the bus is interested in their missed period. Now multiply that by Baltimore, add an 8 hour shift, and this is what you get 9 out of 10 times. Public Transportation: The Devil’s Chariot.

Bully Takes Baseball Bat To The Head

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Ding! That sound kinda reminds me of opening day in Little League, right? Like when you get your first hit of the season and the butterflies go away and you know it’s gonna be an all star year at third base. Although in this case Ding! means you’re probably gonna do 2-4 years for assault with a deadly weapon unless you can pull off some miraculous self defense angle. The worst part about it is that after Canseco-ing this kid to the head, he dropped the bat and let the dead kid’s friend tee of on him a couple times. As long as you nailed one, you might as well take’em all down. Especially the cameraman who’s got your whole trial on his iPhone.

Crazy Homeless Guy Gets Knocked Out On The Q Train

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WARNING: TURN DOWN VOLUME!

When you troll as hard as this sidewalk sleeper, I would consider getting knocked out a moral victory. If that’s the least that happened to him screaming the N word in a black guy’s face on the subway in Queens, then he should count his blessings. He’ll still wake up homeless but he’ll still be alive. On second thought maybe a quick death was what he was going for.

Man Crashes Car, Strips Naked, And Carjacks Others

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Victims first answer, bath salts. That’s what the media has done to us. Bath salts and zombies. I’ve seen the movie “Falling Down” and maybe this guy was just having one of those days. Either way Arizona is gonna throw the book at him and Sheriff Arpaio will have him in a pink jump suit slaving away in the desert sun.

Just When You Thought It Went Away, Another ‘Zombie’ Attack In Florida

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Florida man on drugs got naked, barged into his girlfriend’s house, bit a chunk out of a man’s arm and ate it, then powered through several cop-deployed Taser probes before getting tackled and arrested. Those are just some of the allegations against Charles Baker of Palmetto, who is already being likened to the Miami man shot and killed after he got naked and chewed 75-percent of a homeless man’s face off. Baker, 26, was visiting his children at his girlfriend’s house on Wednesday night, WPTV reported. He was allegedly high on an unknown substance when he started yelling, throwing furniture around the home, and taking off his clothes. Jeffrey Blake, 48, who lives at the home, tried to stop the madness, but Baker reportedly chewed a slab of flesh from Blake’s arm. Somehow Blake was able to restrain him until cops arrived. But the violence didn’t end there. Baker was allegedly going wild, tensing his body and screaming at police, ABC News reported. An officer deployed a Taser on Baker and he fell, but got back up and pulled out the probes. Then the officer used a handheld stun gun — twice — before he was able to subdue an apparently crazed Baker and arrest him. Baker was taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation before he went to jail. He was allegedly high on unknown drugs during the melee. It’s unclear if his children saw the episode. It’s the third case of flesh-biting in Florida similar to the Miami incident in as many weeks. On Saturday, Giovanni Martinez allegedly bit into the arm of a hospital nurse and threatened to eat hospital staff’s faces off “like that guy in Miami.”

I don’t know what they got in the water down in Florida but tasers aren’t gonna cut it, bro!