Leave It Up To The NY Post To Release This Cover On Their Paper This Morning

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Gawker: A freelance photographer working for the New York Post on an unrelated assignment happened to be standing on the 49th Street station platform when 58-year-old Queens resident Ki Suk Han was suddenly pushed onto the tracks by an as-yet-unidentified assailant. The photographer, R. Umar Abbasi, snapped at least two photos of Han before he was run over by the downtown Q train. The married father-of-one sustained critical injuries and was later pronounced dead at Roosevelt Hospital. One of the haunting photos Abbasi took graces the front page of the Post this morning, incurring the ire of readers who want to know why no help was extended to the injured Han in lieu of capturing the moment for posterity. Abbasi claims that he was using his camera’s flash to warn the train’s conductor, possibly suggesting that the photos were incidental. The Post further defends Abbasi, saying he wasn’t strong enough to lift Han off the tracks.

Here is the fight moments before the accident:

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Nothing like waking up and grabbing a paper to see Glenn from The Walking Dead about to get lit up by an incoming Q train. I have a feeling that Umar Abbasi was trying to alert the conductor as much as the 9/11 terrorists were trying to safely land those planes, but that’s just me. Gotta love New Yorkers though, right? Guy falls onto the tracks and everyone pulls out their iPhones to snap pictures like Asians in Times Square. Ki Suk Han may not have been saved but at least there will be enough pictures to create a flip book of the entire incident. And I don’t know what the pre-push argument was over, but no one deserves to be pushed onto the subway tracks…with a train coming…at 25 MPH…weighing a cajillion tons.

 

 

The Katt Williams Comedy Show In Oakland Went Real Well Last Week

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Huff Post: OAKLAND, Calif. — Comic Katt Williams is being sued over his onstage meltdown and aborted performance in Oakland. The suit filed by 35-year-old Brian Herline, of Modesto, says he and hundreds of fans were disappointed when Williams took off his clothes and challenged people to fight. Herline is seeking class-action certification in an effort to get ticket money back for all audience members. A representative for Williams has refused to comment. The Williams meltdown came two days after he was arrested on charges of attacking an aspiring rapper on his tour bus outside a downtown Oakland hotel. He was later released with no charges filed.

 

Man, Katt Williams is certainly going through some shit right now, huh? Beating up rappers, getting into bar fights in Seattle, an on-stage meltdown, and just lawsuit after lawsuit. You especially know it’s bad when your friends come out on stage to apologize for you and their only excuse is that Katt went overboard on crazy drugs. Hope your weekend was better than his!

 

Bored? Here’s What You Should Check Out Today

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BarstoolSports: Two Chicks Giving BJs On The 6 Train In NYC [Very, Very, NSFW]

Brobible: Watch Alex Morgan Do Yoga

Buzzfeed: Derek Jeter Is Fat Now?

Guyism: Guy Who Won Powerball Played Kansas City Royals Player’s Numbers

TheChive: Boy That Escalated Quickly [Photos]

HuffPost: Father Uses Sexy Pics Of Daughter To Sell Car, Or Does He?

Egotastic!: Barbara Palvin Is Smokin’ Hot [Photos]

HappyPlace: Could This Be The Saddest Thing On Twitter?

COEDMagazine: Take A Look At How Big The Amazon Warehouse Actually Is

EliteDaily: Russian Youth Hockey Can’t Stop Brawling

Gothamist: Here’s The Lady Lindsay Lohan Punched Over A Boy Band Singer

Deadspin: Dutch Soccer Player Released From Team For Being A ‘Woods Pooper’

SitchNews: Drive-In Sex Booths Opening In Europe

This Woman’s Face Explains It All

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So I guess this is India’s version of America’s Got Talent and what their talent is…is um…well they can break things over their bodies. This chick’s reaction is what was worth it for me. Just shitting curry in her pants the entire performance. I promise you this was her response when they were done with their routine:

Just Making Sure Everyone Saw Joe Johnson Make Paul Pierce Look Crippled Last Night

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Not a huge basketball fan…actually could care less about the sport but when I see shit like this go on in the NBA, it’s definitely worthy of a post. Paul Pierce looked like he’s turning 66-years old when he reached in on that Joe Johnson dribble. I feel like putting a dude on his ass like that plus making the shot is equivalent to a running back trucking a DB in the secondary for a TD, a hockey player dangling the shit out of a goalie, an outfielder robbing a hitter of a homerun, or a golfer eagle-ling a par 5. You get the idea. Hey Paul, here’s a rag. Wipe JJ’s splooge from your face!

2-Year Old Climbs Refrigerator To Grab His Toy; Amazing?

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Nothing to see here, just a 2-year old Spiderman-ing up his refrigerator to get a toy that pops was trying to hide from him. Or is that some kind of play area for the kid? Kind of like a nest where he stores all the random things he finds. Either way if you think this is real you’re out of your goddamn mind. It was hard to believe in the first place but then the extra toy he carries up on his back sealed the deal for me. As fake as this chick’s rogue ass cheek.

Canadian Sinkhole Swallows Land Under Train Tracks

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Sink holes have to be by far one of the scariest natural disasters. I mean one second you’re standing in your house and the next you’re falling into a massive hole in the ground. Just horrifying. The worst part is that you don’t know how deep or how big the hole is so just like this guy, you could be watching it and all the sudden become part of it. Here’s my personal list of the scariest disasters:

1. Tornado at nighttime  (F1? F5? Who knows cause you can’t see the goddamn thing! All you can do is listen and hope it doesn’t toss your ass into the neighboring state)

2. Tsunami (The warning systems for these things is less than 5 minutes. Not enough time for me to get down from my 11th floor NYC building and out of Manhattan. I’m fucked.)

3. Tidal Wave (All I think of when I hear tidal wave is that scene from Deep Impact when that massive wall of water is rushing toward the coastline. There’s nothing you can do if that really happened. You’re dead)

4. Sinkhole (No warning systems for these and if you’re lucky enough to experience one, hopefully you don’t fall into the middle of the Earth)

5. Landslide/Avalanche (Hear that rumbling noise? Feel everything shaking? Nope, not an earthquake. That’s half a mountain on it’s way to your front door to bury you alive. Maybe you’ll get rescued…if you don’t suffocate before then.)