Brent Musburger And Kirk Herbstreit Made A Mess In The Press Box Last Night

 

Introducing Katharine Webb. Former Miss Alabama, AJ McCarron’s girlfriend, and now frequent visitor of Brent Musburger and Kirk Herbstreit’s spank bank. How awkward and unnecessary was that little break in the action? Don’t get me wrong, showing her cheering in the stands and explaining who she is was fine in my book, but when you go to the lengths these guys did, it gets a little weird. Almost makes you wonder if they forgot they were on air. I guess they needed to do whatever they could to take the focus off of the raping that was occuring on the field.

Side note: By the sound of his voice, it would not surprise me if Brent was unzipped and choking himself with his microphone chord the very next commercial break.

Funniest Prank Ever: Guy Pushes Friend Off Boat At Oncoming Shark

 

Hahaahahahahahahahaha! O-M-G! What a knee slapper! Get it?! You totally almost got eaten by that shark! I guess comedy is a little different in other countries because I’m pretty sure that’s 10-15 for attempted murder here in the states. Like telling dirty jokes and giving wedgies must be so lame for these guys. Throwing their friend at an incoming shark is the only way to get a laugh out of them. Tough crowd.

Why Wouldn’t You Want To Watch Four Midgets Race A Camel?

 

It’s blatantly obvious who the dead weight is here. Runner #2 moves about as fast as…well, I guess you can say a midget on a race track. Save me the bullshit of ‘well their legs are too small’ cause that last guy must be like the Usain Bolt of midgets. Little man turned on the after burners and actually caught up to the camel to make it a race. And what kind of half ass retarded camel did they put these guys up against? That thing came rounding the corner like someone broke it’s leg but still made it race.

This Woman’s Face Explains It All

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So I guess this is India’s version of America’s Got Talent and what their talent is…is um…well they can break things over their bodies. This chick’s reaction is what was worth it for me. Just shitting curry in her pants the entire performance. I promise you this was her response when they were done with their routine: