"People watch from the safety of your phone"
Imagine one of these things coming at you? I’m from NYC so we don’t get many tornadoes, but when you throw fire into the mix, it’s scarier than finding out you and Rosie O’Donnell are the last two people on Earth and the human race depends on your procreation.
Hands down song of the year. Can’t stop wompin’ over here! Skrillex who? Dude should be whomp whompin’ to the bank but he’s washing windows for quarters. Strange world we live in.
Fuck Andre Brown, fuck Daniel Wilson. I want this Ray Lewis running back in the starting lineup against the Carolina Panthers tonight. Not sure if she could pass a PED test tho…
Come on Iran. You call THAT a grenade? I’ve set off fireworks bigger than that thing. Aren’t grenades suppose to blow people up in like a 20 foot circumference of it? No one barely flinched! I will say, however, soccer would be so much more interesting if IEDs and grenades were used during the game…they might be onto something here.
Hey Flula, can you’s explains to meh vhy in the German soccer dey fall ven no one evens touches them? Vhy do dey do dis? And den dey roll avound on deh ground like dey’ve been shot by American sniper. Vhy? And vhy can no one score goal in German soccer? I feel like vatching German soccer is 90 minutes of my life I vill never get back. I don’t understand deh name soccer or German football…should be called German Vagineball ifs yous ask meh.
OK, keep comin’…keep comin’…keep comin’…little bit more…PERFECT! OK let’s go!
This guy sums up a typical Cubs fan’s life. High expectations going into the season only to watch your team finish 30 games under .500. Next thing you know you’re entertaining yourself by sucking imaginary dicks behind home plate.
If this doesn’t get you over the hump then I don’t know what will! Happy Hump Day.
Do you know what the American version chick who looked like, smelt, and tasted like a double sided dildo would look like? I’m guessing something like this…
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